I assumed that it was satire

I wonder what police unions would say at the prospect of the individuals responsible having to pay just 10% when such misconduct occurs.

Let me guess, SNAP benefits will be deducted from the checks and so the program will help the poor far less than it helps the rich.

It's the "Hello, world" of label printers.

Totally makes sense if that dick is propelled like those rapid-fire rabbit strokes. Einstein taught us all about time dilation with respect to a fixed observer as an object with mass approaches the speed of light.

Is he too young to have seen Revenge of the Nerds? There's more of us...

What's the saying? One death is a tragedy. One million deaths is a statistic.

But to a diseased, authoritarian brain, it's critical.

Random folk pushing back in a way that makes them look stupid will steamroll their whole smash-and-grab enterprise.

Exile is unacceptable. Leg irons are in order.

Rubbing our noses in it is one of Johnson's kinks.

His son wonders why videos of his press conferences keep popping up on the porn monitor software they share.

As soon as it becomes clear that forgivee has no remorse or intention to stop

Wow. Made worse when he continued with the heretical "for thine is the kingdom..." part.

Rent controlled?

He will be a tough act to replicate, imo. Most people are dumb (myself included).