That looks a bit like Sandy Toksvig, which is objectively funnier.

You look absolutely fabulous! I’m sorry you have to put up with your family being dicks, but we’ve got your back 💜

This is completely irresponsible. Have your kid do it.

“Jim never eats a second finger at home.”

There’s probably like one dude in Saskatchewan that still makes them and he’s very tired and needs to subsidize his Canadian Club addiction to get him through.

“It’s 8 rogue senators cold.”

“I wouldn’t feed this to 8 rogue senators.”

“He’s about as likable as 8 rogue senators.”

Holds up.

Fuck yeah I do.

Doc: Have you noticed any changes?

Me: I can’t stop crying at videos of squirrels.

Doc: Excellent!

You missed the low hanging fruit:

He said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

I just smiled and hit him with a Vegemite sandwich

If only Live had paid attention, they may have been more findable in google.