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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ

@pabco.uk

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deranged but totally mentally healthy era my posting style is "high dynamic range" // basic selfie bitch vintage tech enthusiast, obliging to witches liveaboard boater (i.e. destitute and dirty) diesel lesbian, theatre technician she/her 18+ only please

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · Jun 17

By joining bluesky I feel largely as though I have become a fly on the wall to several extremely wholesome and incredibly gay relationships

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 15h

I'm gonna do this thing where I don't use this site for a week and then post something actually interesting when I log back in

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · Nov 17

I reserve the right to delete things that no one cares about from the internet

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 17h

I didn't want to give you spoilers on the meh-ness of that show

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 17h

since bofa deez nuts

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 17h

I had only just talked myself out of buying a Honda Spacy and now Wade has gotten his hands on one so naturally I am in financial danger

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 18h

this is what hell is like in 2025

A screenshot of an horrendous AI-generated advert with a ridiculous array of giftcodes and rewards alongside two very plasticky looking 3D anime girls

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 18h

right so it's like literally all modern Apple software, in that it is 90% satisfactory 5% poorly thought out and 5% broken

these are real stats, I made them up

-sent from my iPhone

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 19h

once you've had FFS you don't get to do the HRT is magic selfie thing any more don't be doing that We Know

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 19h

Apple is the best at adding great new features while ignoring the problems with their great old features

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 19h

I love how "bestie" either means "I love you" (platonic) or "I have no idea who you are but you seem dumb lemme break it down"

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 19h

No but he's my dad and he's pretty good when he's sober, which can be arranged with a few weeks notice. We can stick his rehab bill under "stationery" on our books

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 20h

btw I'm gay too

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 20h

I love my fucked up traumatic terrifying violent hedonistic wonderful beautiful spectacular slutty wholesome brilliant arty melancholic mood-swinging joyful bonkers bratty dommy totally-not-a-dog incredible love-filled awe-inspiring soul-healing problematic but perfect perfect PERFECT tranny life

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 20h

No rush, I'm still looking at EOY for having a clue what I'm doing which is pretty good by tech CEO standards

Nice work on the printer I am expecting us to be a VERY paper-based org because I am committing a lot of tax fraud

I have a guy who can set up our fax machines too

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 20h

It's reasonable to expect our users to wait for the AI requests while you cook dinner so let's work that into the ToS. Actually, can you ask your oven to write a draft ToS? Something that starts with "fuck you, I am goddess" should work as a summary prompt.

Let's use TI-83s for the other stuff

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 20h

idk don't you have a smart oven? we can run all the AI stuff on that?

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 21h

I once hosted a website on a Mac from 1989 so yeah I reckon I'm qualified to start a new social media site

please give me £200,000,000

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 21h

also I've contributed to thousands of performances of hundreds of live shows over the last fifteen years but eh the Club Penguin thing is cooler imo

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 21h

I was one of the last people online in OG Club Penguin when it shut down and had the ~5th oldest active account so yeah I guess you could call me culturally significant

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

i think my favourite part about being a trans woman is how much of an impact we have on culture. a friend reminded me today about a popular meme format she created. another friend today casually told me about how she was the most notorious roblox hacker when she was a child.

just a day in the life!

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 21h

it's actually a good thing that I watched a lot of Top Gear as a kid because it A: taught me how not to be anything like Jeremy Clarkson, and B: made me feel weird for reasons I hadn't figured out yet when Hammond said "if I was a girl I'd be pregnant a lot"

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 21h

ok bet

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 21h

Fingers crossed!

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 21h

It was delivered dryly but sincerely so it landed well :)

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 21h

I saw a lot of photos of beautiful people and eventually realised that I am one of them

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 22h

corollary, I am horny

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 22h

starting sentences with the word "corollary" makes me horny in a very Toyota way