“You’re not special Mary Jane. Im everyone’s friend.” Oh okay

Him: I am the hermit, removed from all society. Also Him: omg it’s mary jane? Cmere girl I have SO MUCH to catch you up on. Also whats your take on stainless steel vs nonstick? Haha I dont care I bought stainless.

I learned his communication style so now it’s a 1 sentence email every 6 months. Lord fucking help us if we get to be in the same area again. I’m gonna get tackle hugged in the NEX someday. When we chat, it’s a whole hour long conversation.

Work widower used to do that. “I called because I hate texting.” “But you hate talking on the phone.” “I know.” “Then say ‘fuck off Jane’?” “Nah.”

Its winter. Unfortunately winter clothes isn’t usually bright colors. Wish it was

I don’t care if its ugly. I get to wear khaki skirt for once in my life. It’s so warm and cozy and perfect

Chief Stanislaus. The brightest and best who spanked the Spanish so bad they named a whole river after him and left his people be. www.historicmodesto.com/Early%20Hist...

“Hey so. We understand you got thrown off your ship because you drew a cartoon of your Skipper but you’re a damn good horseman so how bout you race the Army guy to bring this here CA gold to Washington DC.” “Kewl. I’ll turn it into a ring to propose to my sweetheart with.” “That Truxtun girl?”

“My mom is more excited about 4th and 5th grade than I am” okay but California History is a worthy hyperfixation. Have you heard half the stories about Edward Fitzgerald Beale? He’s probably the reason why you cant walk camels down a certain road in Palm Springs.

5th grade is Rev War. I still have the songs from the re enactment memorized

I just wanna glue together some sugar cubes and plaster it with air dry clay. Paint some macaroni into tile roof

I wanted to build Santa Barbara SO BAD. But I ended up with Santa Clara. Now Im bougie and into tech.

Those poor kumas probably got tumbled around