Paige
@paigeedits.bsky.social
She/her, technical editor, owner of a corgi named Lore, sometimes artist. I’m probably on here to troll the hell out of my husband, I’ll be honest. Seattle-ish. Opinions are my own.
Two weeks ago our cats went to the vet for their annual checkups. What has ensued ever since is Calcifer meowing sadly at the front door begging for us to release him back into the wild. …Even though the one night the door didn’t latch and he did escape, he just sat on the stoop terrified. 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Two weeks ago our cats went to the vet for their annual checkups. What has ensued ever since is Calcifer meowing sadly at the front door begging for us to release him back into the wild. …Even though the one night the door didn’t latch and he did escape, he just sat on the stoop terrified. 🙄
Oh, I also apparently wrote a TWO PAGE letter apologizing for bad grades (gonna be real, I had ADHD bad and was unmedicated) and then had the audacity to quote Linkin Park at the end. 😂 Past me was kind of cringe…
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Oh, I also apparently wrote a TWO PAGE letter apologizing for bad grades (gonna be real, I had ADHD bad and was unmedicated) and then had the audacity to quote Linkin Park at the end. 😂 Past me was kind of cringe…
My mom: I found your high school diploma!
Also, my mom: Umm forget that.
My parents apparently forgot to open a rather important piece of mail 20 years ago. 😂
Also, my mom: Umm forget that.
My parents apparently forgot to open a rather important piece of mail 20 years ago. 😂
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My mom: I found your high school diploma!
Also, my mom: Umm forget that.
My parents apparently forgot to open a rather important piece of mail 20 years ago. 😂
Also, my mom: Umm forget that.
My parents apparently forgot to open a rather important piece of mail 20 years ago. 😂
My favorite part about being an adult? Having free will and fun money to buy all the Legos we probably don’t have space for. 😂 (I also have the Going Merry set back ordered!)
August 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My favorite part about being an adult? Having free will and fun money to buy all the Legos we probably don’t have space for. 😂 (I also have the Going Merry set back ordered!)
A combination of a 5-gallon Home Depot bucket, a bucket dolly, and a rechargeable camping shower head. You cut out a small notch in the bucket rim to run the tubing for the shower head through and you’ve got yourself a fast and easy plant watering machine!
June 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A combination of a 5-gallon Home Depot bucket, a bucket dolly, and a rechargeable camping shower head. You cut out a small notch in the bucket rim to run the tubing for the shower head through and you’ve got yourself a fast and easy plant watering machine!
Now the squirrel is openly taunting me back it seems. To add insult to injury here, it’s even standing on the box of chimney caps we need to have installed to keep it out of our chimney…
May 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Now the squirrel is openly taunting me back it seems. To add insult to injury here, it’s even standing on the box of chimney caps we need to have installed to keep it out of our chimney…
I bought this painted notebook from you around 12 years ago and it still lives on my desk today! Glad to see you’re still making corgi art. ☺️
April 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I bought this painted notebook from you around 12 years ago and it still lives on my desk today! Glad to see you’re still making corgi art. ☺️
Alfie has taken to it, Calc seems unamused.
March 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Alfie has taken to it, Calc seems unamused.
While I have spent much of my weekend building tiny things, I took a break to build a very large thing instead. This is how much I love my tiny gremlin of a cat, Alfie (I also love our older cat, Calcifer, but I suspect his interest in this wheel wouldn’t be as great lol).
March 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
While I have spent much of my weekend building tiny things, I took a break to build a very large thing instead. This is how much I love my tiny gremlin of a cat, Alfie (I also love our older cat, Calcifer, but I suspect his interest in this wheel wouldn’t be as great lol).
Today’s Smiski accurately represents how I feel today.
March 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Today’s Smiski accurately represents how I feel today.
How am I dealing with minimal human contact for a week while my partner is on a work/family trip? Well, let’s just say I have seven more of these kits to build. (I’ll have to acquire more Smiskis though!)
March 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How am I dealing with minimal human contact for a week while my partner is on a work/family trip? Well, let’s just say I have seven more of these kits to build. (I’ll have to acquire more Smiskis though!)
Well, @maxnichols.bsky.social is going to come home to find I’ve developed a 35 lb growth in the time he’s been away. It’s the dog. The growth is our dog who refuses to be more than a foot away from me at any point in time out of fear that I, too, will disappear.
March 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Well, @maxnichols.bsky.social is going to come home to find I’ve developed a 35 lb growth in the time he’s been away. It’s the dog. The growth is our dog who refuses to be more than a foot away from me at any point in time out of fear that I, too, will disappear.
I showed him this picture of a cabbage and a lettuce. I can’t. I just can’t.
March 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I showed him this picture of a cabbage and a lettuce. I can’t. I just can’t.
@maxnichols.bsky.social: …Are you making a Sick Victorian Child character in Monster Hunter Wilds?
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about. 👀
The character:
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about. 👀
The character:
March 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@maxnichols.bsky.social: …Are you making a Sick Victorian Child character in Monster Hunter Wilds?
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about. 👀
The character:
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about. 👀
The character:
Sometimes you get a good video of your cat ninja turtling his way towards your dog. Sometimes the soundtrack is melodramatic kdrama music. It is what it is.
February 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes you get a good video of your cat ninja turtling his way towards your dog. Sometimes the soundtrack is melodramatic kdrama music. It is what it is.
Four years ago I got some of the best news that a litter of puppies had been safely born (in the midst of a bad snowstorm no less). I fell in love with one right away because of how cuddly he was with his mom and I’m so honored I got to add him to my family. Happy birthday Lore! We love you so much.
February 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Four years ago I got some of the best news that a litter of puppies had been safely born (in the midst of a bad snowstorm no less). I fell in love with one right away because of how cuddly he was with his mom and I’m so honored I got to add him to my family. Happy birthday Lore! We love you so much.
May I offer you an Alfador in these trying times?
He’s evolved into his final couch gremlin form it seems.
He’s evolved into his final couch gremlin form it seems.
February 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
May I offer you an Alfador in these trying times?
He’s evolved into his final couch gremlin form it seems.
He’s evolved into his final couch gremlin form it seems.
Made a fun little diorama and got to enjoy all of December with my youngest cat living inside a reindeer head.
January 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Made a fun little diorama and got to enjoy all of December with my youngest cat living inside a reindeer head.
I may not be great at taking care of my real plants these days, but by golly my tiny fake plants are THRIVING.
January 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I may not be great at taking care of my real plants these days, but by golly my tiny fake plants are THRIVING.
Oh neat, Harding thankfully stopped plucking her eyebrows like an early 00s teen for Veilguard.
December 26, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Oh neat, Harding thankfully stopped plucking her eyebrows like an early 00s teen for Veilguard.
My only defense here is that he looked like this back in the mid 90s.
December 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
My only defense here is that he looked like this back in the mid 90s.
In the words of @maxnichols.bsky.social, I’m so glad we finally have a cat who you can buy the stupid cute stuff for and he’ll actually use it.
November 30, 2024 at 2:59 AM
In the words of @maxnichols.bsky.social, I’m so glad we finally have a cat who you can buy the stupid cute stuff for and he’ll actually use it.
The pets are spooning and I’m supposed to just ignore this and work??
November 11, 2024 at 11:31 PM
The pets are spooning and I’m supposed to just ignore this and work??
The way I kept wondering why I kept running out of arrows and spent a bunch of skill points upgrading my arrow regeneration skills while I had THIS equipped. Sometimes I’m really bad at actually reading what equipment does past “ooo more damage.”
November 11, 2024 at 1:24 AM
The way I kept wondering why I kept running out of arrows and spent a bunch of skill points upgrading my arrow regeneration skills while I had THIS equipped. Sometimes I’m really bad at actually reading what equipment does past “ooo more damage.”