paireon.bsky.social
@paireon.bsky.social
I have no idea why so many people follow me. Maybe I should start a cult to the Great Old Ones or something.
...Not as punchable or annoying. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Don't forget about the part where we genocide First Nations/Native Americans and force the rest on reservations as a show of said gratitude to them!
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Yup, pretty sure I did.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
(...sorry, shoulda said granted asylum)
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
...Except the shooter was admitted in the US by the Trump admin.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just means you're still progressive. Which is a good thing.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Came here to say this.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Idiots gonna be left with wasteland and will become Mad Max/Fallout-style raiders that'll war incessantly with each other over dwindling ressources when the shit hits the fan.

Ain't gonna be nowhere near their white Christian nationalist survivalist utopia no matter their bean can reserves.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Got a pretty effective litmus test.
If it's from:
-A billionaire
-Someone who clearly wants to be a billionaire (by default includes anyone worth 100M$+, and I'm being VERY magnanimous)
-Anyone who glazes billionaires
...Then the design is to increase their wealth/power at our expense by default.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
...Huh, so Ohio and West Virginia are the biggest cesspools of MAGA accounts in the US. That's... unsurprising.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Oh yeah no I have no doubts at all they're fucking with us; IIRC they've been infiltrated by hypocritical right-wing crypto-fascist "prudes" for years if not decades, or even created by them outright (ex. PayPal by Thiel, whose cronies likely influenced its policies long after he'd sold to EBay).
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Non-artist here so not sure it's worthwhile advice but I say let the intrusive thoughts out on paper. I'm certain you'll end up with something glorious.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
So damn weird, video games (especially Steam) and tabletop games are pretty much my biggest nonessential expenditures, and they're almost always online credit card purchases, but for some reason they've never been flagged as potential scams. Maybe because I'm Canadian? Honest question.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Well, to be perfectly fair, when you think about it, they are acting like tools...
a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band
ALT: a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Eh, I don't blame you, it's depressing stuff. But yeah as I said before 100% agree we Canucks have it better than the US in several categories, including mass shootings (especially in schools and colleges).
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
...Pretty sure the Polytechnique (14 dead) and Concordia (4 dead) massacres count as mass shootings. Happened relatively close to me (I live in the Montreal suburbs).

But otherwise yes, very much rarer than similar US events.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Still love several of his movie performances, but gotta be honest here concerning his current situation:
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I wish she was a romance choice. Maybe in Episode 2.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Literally can't because I supposedly need to download an app to even access my Xitter (procounced 'shitter') account, and as this looks sus as hell I ain't downloading that app, so no account access.
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
...They're the same person.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
...This is the first time I'm seeing this comic and I have no idea what is going on in that last pic besides the emo girl radiating Chaos Goblin energy.

...Please continue.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Wonder how long it takes before she starts making furniture and house accessories out of the bodies of ICE and DHS's victims.

Yes I know it's never been conclusively proven Nazis did that but 100 bucks sez she thinks it's a swell idea anyway. She's a sociopath.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lampsha...
Lampshades made from human skin - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Fame is a hell of a drug... That said, another case study is Andrew Wakefield, he who started the whole "vaccines cause autism" thing. It's almost a tragic farce, though Wakefield deserves zero sympathy. I reccommend hbomberguy's YouTube video, "Vaccines: A Measured Response".
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM