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Mostly harmless 💅 In love with an Irishman ☘️ Lefty 🫏
Giant dog lover 🐾 Cat Lady 🐈⬛🐈
NP 👩🏻⚕️ Sleep Medicine 💤🥱 Neuro 🧠
Fungi 🍄🟫🍄 Art memes 🖼️ Dirty jokes 🤭 Merkins are funny 🌳 RFK is killing us 🪱
Giant dog lover 🐾 Cat Lady 🐈⬛🐈
NP 👩🏻⚕️ Sleep Medicine 💤🥱 Neuro 🧠
Fungi 🍄🟫🍄 Art memes 🖼️ Dirty jokes 🤭 Merkins are funny 🌳 RFK is killing us 🪱
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Once, on Twitter, I said I’d never taken my kids to sit on Santa’s lap bc I figured no sane man would willingly want to have other peoples kids in his lap unless he was into that and some people got very mad at me.
a man dressed as santa claus is standing in front of a capital one logo
ALT: a man dressed as santa claus is standing in front of a capital one logo
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November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Once, on Twitter, I said I’d never taken my kids to sit on Santa’s lap bc I figured no sane man would willingly want to have other peoples kids in his lap unless he was into that and some people got very mad at me.
Every year this creepy felted Santa comes out.
Every year a cat gets it and beats the ever living hell out of it.
Every year he is rescued.
He used to have more of a beard.
His hat used to stand upright.
#creepySanta
Every year a cat gets it and beats the ever living hell out of it.
Every year he is rescued.
He used to have more of a beard.
His hat used to stand upright.
#creepySanta
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Every year this creepy felted Santa comes out.
Every year a cat gets it and beats the ever living hell out of it.
Every year he is rescued.
He used to have more of a beard.
His hat used to stand upright.
#creepySanta
Every year a cat gets it and beats the ever living hell out of it.
Every year he is rescued.
He used to have more of a beard.
His hat used to stand upright.
#creepySanta
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Introducing the Arizona Rumple Foreskinus Cacti
Caution-invasive and known the replicate without proper maintenance.
Caution-invasive and known the replicate without proper maintenance.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Introducing the Arizona Rumple Foreskinus Cacti
Caution-invasive and known the replicate without proper maintenance.
Caution-invasive and known the replicate without proper maintenance.
For the Trump lovers on your gift list:
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
For the Trump lovers on your gift list:
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Thankful for these kids, these pets, a job with benefits, I’m up walking on 2 feet, I don’t have to give my time & energy to toxic people, and my guy is pretty damn awesome ❤️
And my pocket friends are pretty amazing too!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!
And my pocket friends are pretty amazing too!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Thankful for these kids, these pets, a job with benefits, I’m up walking on 2 feet, I don’t have to give my time & energy to toxic people, and my guy is pretty damn awesome ❤️
And my pocket friends are pretty amazing too!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!
And my pocket friends are pretty amazing too!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!
Not to brag or anything, but I’ve got bald AND smart AND he cooks AND does laundry
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Not to brag or anything, but I’ve got bald AND smart AND he cooks AND does laundry
I cackled through the entire article 🤣🤣🤣
Must read, Fam
Must read, Fam
Who wants psychic damage?
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I cackled through the entire article 🤣🤣🤣
Must read, Fam
Must read, Fam
Remembering the time when my daughter told @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social “Don’t sass me”
a man with a flower in his hair is smiling and holding a plate of food .
ALT: a man with a flower in his hair is smiling and holding a plate of food .
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November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Remembering the time when my daughter told @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social “Don’t sass me”
Which t shirt does @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social need to wear to see my MAGA/evangelical family over Christmas?
See below: 1-12
Please vote
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Please vote
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Which t shirt does @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social need to wear to see my MAGA/evangelical family over Christmas?
See below: 1-12
Please vote
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Please vote
The best pies-listed in order of best to least best:
Lemon meringue
Key Lime
Derby pie
Pecan pie
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
Everything else is inedible*
*meat pies excluded
Lemon meringue
Key Lime
Derby pie
Pecan pie
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
Everything else is inedible*
*meat pies excluded
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The best pies-listed in order of best to least best:
Lemon meringue
Key Lime
Derby pie
Pecan pie
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
Everything else is inedible*
*meat pies excluded
Lemon meringue
Key Lime
Derby pie
Pecan pie
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
Everything else is inedible*
*meat pies excluded
Travel
Marriage
Boyfriend
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Marriage
Boyfriend
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Hmmm...wine, beach, ass...
...too bad I noticed ass before money...such is life.
...too bad I noticed ass before money...such is life.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Travel
Marriage
Boyfriend
🤣🤣🤣
Marriage
Boyfriend
🤣🤣🤣
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If you get triggered by a statement not to break the law, that says more about you than it does about the statement
a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
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November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you get triggered by a statement not to break the law, that says more about you than it does about the statement
Hell. IM CONCERNED ABOUT DINNER ROLL COUNT.
I have an annual allotment of Hawaiian rolls and I damn well better get my share
I have an annual allotment of Hawaiian rolls and I damn well better get my share
Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count https://theonion.com/grandma-concerned-about-dinner-roll-count-1819571169/
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hell. IM CONCERNED ABOUT DINNER ROLL COUNT.
I have an annual allotment of Hawaiian rolls and I damn well better get my share
I have an annual allotment of Hawaiian rolls and I damn well better get my share
My daughter and I just had palm readings done.
When she got to my palm, she just got really sad.
Now she probably needs therapy.
When she got to my palm, she just got really sad.
Now she probably needs therapy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My daughter and I just had palm readings done.
When she got to my palm, she just got really sad.
Now she probably needs therapy.
When she got to my palm, she just got really sad.
Now she probably needs therapy.
There’s a game on Roblox called “Don’t Get Sniffed” where there’s a guy trying to sniff you.
Turns a nightmare into a game.
Turns a nightmare into a game.
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
There’s a game on Roblox called “Don’t Get Sniffed” where there’s a guy trying to sniff you.
Turns a nightmare into a game.
Turns a nightmare into a game.
Posted in honor of @gpatrick.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Posted in honor of @gpatrick.bsky.social
Reposted by PandaMom
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Handsome Zohran Mamdani made Donald Trump smitten
Charm & good looks helped Trump fall in love with him
Now Stephen Miller is jealous as hell
Hates that their meeting went so damn well
#ZohranMamdani #StephenMiller #Trump
Handsome Zohran Mamdani made Donald Trump smitten
Charm & good looks helped Trump fall in love with him
Now Stephen Miller is jealous as hell
Hates that their meeting went so damn well
#ZohranMamdani #StephenMiller #Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Handsome Zohran Mamdani made Donald Trump smitten
Charm & good looks helped Trump fall in love with him
Now Stephen Miller is jealous as hell
Hates that their meeting went so damn well
#ZohranMamdani #StephenMiller #Trump
Handsome Zohran Mamdani made Donald Trump smitten
Charm & good looks helped Trump fall in love with him
Now Stephen Miller is jealous as hell
Hates that their meeting went so damn well
#ZohranMamdani #StephenMiller #Trump
So, um….felching. Let’s [not] discuss.
Brain worm mystery solved.
Nuzzi needs dewormer.
nypost.com/2025/11/22/u...
Brain worm mystery solved.
Nuzzi needs dewormer.
nypost.com/2025/11/22/u...
Ryan Lizza reveals raunchy ‘poem’ RFK Jr allegedly sent his then-fiancée as he tells all on Olivia Nuzzi
Lizza coined the poem “American Canyon” and suggested there were “many others, too explicit to print.”
nypost.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
So, um….felching. Let’s [not] discuss.
Brain worm mystery solved.
Nuzzi needs dewormer.
nypost.com/2025/11/22/u...
Brain worm mystery solved.
Nuzzi needs dewormer.
nypost.com/2025/11/22/u...