James Parker
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James Parker
@panoparker.bsky.social
Creative director and comedy writer.

Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands
My thirties are approaching at a perilous speed I just took pictures of the satisfying masking tape job I did at home so I could show my friends and family. Father Time waits for no man.
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Forgot to change the doorbell back from a halloween scream so two jehovah’s witnesses just got the fright of their life
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“What’s your Strava?”
“What do you do 5K in?”

Bro I don’t know I only started running so I don’t die the other day I stood up and my knees made a noise that led me to believe a car had backfired
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Have a great sunday
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Saw this in a shop and had to buy it immediately
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Still thinking about Clare Balding’s head
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Getting public transport when everyone is wearing Halloween costumes is great just a bunch of ghouls on the commute
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A picture is worth a thousand words
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“That’s from Assassin’s Creed”
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I had a great time judging and presenting for the Social Media Marketing Awards, pretty glad they held it on a boat so nobody could escape my terrible jokes
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Celia Imrie has been acting for 50 years and has won multiple prestigious awards but people will remember her as ‘the one that farted and screamed into a well’
October 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Got served a clip of two people debating whether gardening is a real job. That’s someone who runs a podcast for a living telling other people they don’t have real jobs…
October 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I presented an award in a room full of people I’m dead proud of myself going to get a kebab on the way home
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’ve been working with the social team behind Idris Elba!

Actor, musician… football manager?

Rukkas FC are a new team joining Ballers League this season. All about representing community values whilst causing some chaos.

Can’t wait to see what we create each week!
October 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Just finished up my first ever D&D campaign as DM and it was such a great experience. They all played as animals attempting to escape from a zoo. Over a year we laughed, we cried, we rolled dice.
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The lion does not concern himself with suggested portion sizes
October 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hiking to justify the pints 🏔️
September 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We need to reintroduce toilet training to middle aged men you won’t believe how many I see not washing their hands
September 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It’s important to try local cuisines when travelling
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Free speech but you can’t be mean to us
September 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Crazy how they built this without a single teams meeting
September 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Here we go again
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
We found a dark souls boss in the wild
September 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Let people take medical advice from trump this is natural selection at work
September 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’ve eaten my bodyweight in cold cuts this week tony soprano would be proud
September 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM