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panoptidog.bsky.social
Professor of Treatlerology
@panoptidog.bsky.social
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he/him - new jersey poser, built for basements
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panoptidog.bsky.social
I never take pics of what I make for outreach but here you go, stuffed peppers.
Half a hotel’s tray worth of stuffed peppers. There are yellow halves of bell peppers stuffed with a meal of rice, seasoned ground beef, sweet corn, and other vegetables. They are topped with tomato sauce and shredded mozzarella cheese which has melted. The other half of the tray has an reddish-orange liquid. Some styrofoam bowls and coffee fixings can be seen in the background to the top left.
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
Will the neighbors hear me if I two-step up here?
A moon shines in a hazy sky over a partially bare deciduous tree. Below it, the lights of adjacent apartments and homes glow in a golden light. Everything is cast in a warm hue.
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
panoptidog.bsky.social
A black and white drawing of Garnet reassuring Steven from Steven Universe. About what, who can say?
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
panoptidog.bsky.social
A 4-panel infographic showing the "Giant Impact Theory" where the moon is formed by an impact with a large planetoid named Theia, except the Earth is a wojak and Theia is the "Fell for it Again" award. First panel shows the award headed for the distraught chudjak wearing a MAGA hat, captioned "1. A celestial body named Theia crashes into Earth". Second panel shows the Earth as the bleeding eyes wojak with the hat getting hit in the back of the head with the reward, captioned "2. A power impact between the two celestial bodies." The third image shows Earth as a crying pink wojak. Around it is a small "Fell for it Again" award with debris orbiting the Earth colored yellow and blue like it. The caption reads "3. Fragments from the explosion coalesce into a single body which revolves around Earth." The 4th and final panel shows the Earth as the sunken eyes doomer wojak, one final time wearing the MAGA hat. Orbiting around it is the "moon," shown as the "Fell for it Again" award. The caption reads: "4. The moon is formed."
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
It’s ridiculous and it sucks but on the other hand, it’s given me one of the funniest images to see without context
The streamer Hasan Piker sits at his desk. Behind him is a poorly edited image of lightning striking a dog, showing the skeleton of the dog lit up by the electricity.
October 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
The nonbinary flag, but overlayed with flaming text that reads “FLAVORTOWN.” Also overlayed on the flag is a mostly transparent image of Shadow the Hedgehog clenching his fist and scowling.
September 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
panoptidog.bsky.social
The meme made from the hobgoblin ale ad where some goblins say “what’s the matter, lagerboy, afraid you might taste something?” Except the text has been selectively covered to say “What’s the matter emo boy, afraid you might consider something about the world around you?” In the image, all the glasses of ale covered with the cover art from the band The World is a Beautiful Place and I am No Longer Afraid to Die’s latest album “Dreams of Being Dust”
August 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
panoptidog.bsky.social
War/Famine/Pestilence/Death
An elderly woman swings her handbag at a neo-nazi marching in Sweden. A man in a pink polo shirt and chino shorts swings a Subway footlong at federal law enforcement in Washington DC. A young woman slings a milkshake at Reform UK leader Nigel Farage, surrounded by a crowd of other people. A black man is seen from behind holding a Twisted in his right hand, about to swing it at the white guy saying racial slurs in front of him in a convenience store.
August 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
Guess what happened to me tonight
A spartan from the game Halo 3 hides under a staircase with a shotgun, engaging in a low-skill strategy known as “camping.” An arrow points towards them labelled “Current PPA employee.” In front of the stairs are two other spartans holding energy swords.
July 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
panoptidog.bsky.social
This is the truck by the way
A cybertruck covered in the image of the doge meme shiba inu. On the drivers’ side door is the AI generated seal of Elon Musk’s “DOGE” department. Out of the back of the truck is a flagpole with an American flag, but in the center is some sort of yellow emoji wearing the pixelated “deal with it” glasses that were in all those memes from like 2014.
July 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
technologia
A vape leans up against a DC power supply on a desk. A white light is lit on it, indicating it is charging. The power supply reads 5.1V, 0.37A. A cable comes out of the front of it, winds around and breaks out into red and black grabbers. These are connected to something beneath the vape. The grabbers are held in place by a pair of scissors resting on top of them.
June 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
Compelling point, but I have already drawn you as the minim caste leafcutter ant and me as the major caste leafcutter ant
A science diagram showing how adding signaling molecules to leafcutter ants (atta cephalotes) causes them to behave differently. At the top it shows the 4 castes of leafcutter ant from left to right: Major, Media, Minor, and Minim. The roles are listed below each section respectively: defense, leaf harvesting, caretaking, and fungal care. The sizes of the ants drawn decrease from left to right. The major is drawn as a buff ant with a six-pack and rippling human muscles, with a heart tattoo that says “mom” on its right bicep. In each role, the ants are shown holding tools. The major holds a sword and club. The leaf harvesters hold leaves and hedge shears. The caretakers are holding grubs and baby bottles and one holds a shovel. The fungal care ones hold mushrooms and one holds a clipboard. At the bottom half, it shows how adding molecule CCAP and removing molecule NPA affects the major’s behavior. Adding CCAP makes the major act like a leaf harvester, as shown by the same buff ant holding a leaf and a small axe. Removing NPA makes the major act like a caretaker, shown by the buff ant holding a larva in its right hand and a stroller in its left, with another larva inside.
June 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
This is what I look like inside btw
An electrical enclosure with wires of various colors routed to a long terminal block and various switches, lights, and connectors.
May 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
I have crafted a scented candle from first principles
On the edge of the bottom of an upturned soda can, a small flame burns, surrounded by some green wax. The can is sitting in a partially filled glass of water, with an identical glass next to it, mostly filled with water. Both sit in a metal kitchen sink with some yellow rice bits laying on the bottom.
March 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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When you see this color you know you’re about to read an absolute stinker of a take
The dark teal of the egoist flag
March 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
Oh apartment lot severed Luffy head, we’re really in it now
A small toy head of Luffy from One Piece lies amongst some leaves, sticks, and PVC pipes at the edge of a parking lot. A concrete berm can be seen in the foreground.
March 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
*traps you in the hoagie ring for all eternity*
A ring of Italian hoagie with a sesame seed roll is wrapped in plastic. Imagine a classic hoagie or sub but instead of linear, long sandwich, it was bent to form a ring. Some lettuce, onions, and meat can be seen protruding from the roll on the outside. On the wrapping is an information sticker for the product, labelled “ZFK ITALIAN RING HOAGIE.” The sticker shows other information including the price which is $19.99.
February 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
Told the Central Committee I’d engage in line struggle. I didn’t specify which line!
A guy who resembles Leon Trotsky is holding a hefty fishing rod. Behind him can be seen light seas.
February 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
panoptidog.bsky.social
The steam store page for co-op firefighting game Embr. The title card shows a cartoonishly rendered person spraying water in a burning room. Next to them, the game’s logo, reads “embr” in the style of the name of an app. Behind her, a man angrily is typing on his phone. Developed by Muse Games, published by Curve Games, and released September 23, 2021. The description reads: “Fight fires for fun and profit in this unpredictable and frantic multiplayer game. Team up with friends, take on daily challenges and climb to the top of the corporate firefighting ladder. More than one way to become a hero!”
January 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
Hey pal have you considered picking up one of these
An Amazon listing for a Kidde carbon monoxide detector. Price is $19.15.
January 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
panoptidog.bsky.social
A screenshot from Dark Souls 3 showing a message left by another player that reads “Time for crab.” Below the message can be seen a dank foggy swamp with a large crab in the distance.
November 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
yesss YESSSS
A bacon egg and cheese breakfast burrito wrapped in foil, being held by a left hand. A cup of coffee sits on the table behind it.
November 9, 2024 at 1:10 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
The atomic oxygen seeing this satellite:
A cursed emoji which is a yellow ball with its mouth wide showing rows of sharp teeth.
November 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
They really distilled the average Harris fan down to their bare essentials here
A red brick terrace with lush plants and a tree growing out of it. There is a “Harris for President” lawn sign planted in it. In front of the lawn sign, there is a smaller fancy looking sign that reads “Private Property, No Trespassing.” The buildings in the background are also well maintained red brick. Another similar lush terrace can be seen in the background on the right side.
October 8, 2024 at 3:54 PM
panoptidog.bsky.social
pog up
Card celebrating 10 million bluesky users. I was 545,327. Joined August 11, 2023
September 17, 2024 at 10:32 AM