It's sixteen degrees outside

I don't get what these chodes are trying to prove

My homie in middle school used to take Cosmic Brownies and roll them up into logs and then just heave them over his shoulder blindly. Kids just kept getting hit with doo doo and no one ever figured it out

Literally, if a universe CAN be simulated, most of the universes will then be simulated. And the likelihood that the one we live in is simulated becomes >50%. If this is so, our simulation has probably been stopped and resumed several times and we would be unable to notice

People be fermenting beans and using them to flavor ice cream. We could not dream of it in a thousand years

Stop ragebaiting me

You joke but English people would fight & die over this plate, which is well known to them as the beloved Wharton's Bibble

We already know about the motel. You told that story already

Warren...cmon warren. Let's get you some fresh air big guy.

I have a desi pizza place near me that positively DOES NOT fuck around

The logical outcome of this situation is that Arabs could make hundreds of excellent pizzas in different ways, but Italians can only make like four or five. And every excellent pizza place near me is founded by Arabs

Stranger: [slightly inconveniences me]

Me: I WILL BURY YOUR ASHES IN A PILE OF SEWAGE

AI ass shoes

And honestly? Good. Mad is the appropriate energy for this shit