I'm playing on lichess at 1000ish after starting to learn over the last 3 months. I can force better players than me to think, even scare them at certain times, but invariably I make a move they pounce on. Over enough games that number disparity makes sense, but sometimes people make silly mistakes

pretty sure that's the like button, but you're right that it's not very specific

we kiss super differently. and walk differently. and have different sexual interests.

doesn't usually happen that we switch, but if we do then whatever we were doing is probably paused for the next little while

of course it would to a gross thing like you

if mutt asks nicely it can be half and half tonic water and piss

That's what's going in mutt's water bowl then. It better be empty by the end of the hour

flat tonic water

this one isn't a thinker, but I am pretending it is

I'll get you hooked one way or another 🙂‍↕️

That's a remarkable lack of nuance you're showing there buddy

What if there wasn't a hook? We could make a different plan if you don't want to be a fishy

that's so weak