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geoffrey (slouching toward thankfulness)
@parsnip.bsky.social
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festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him
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parsnip.bsky.social
queen of the screen
a cert fluffy white and gray tabby cat sitting with her hind legs and butt on a soundbar and her front paws stood down on the tv console in front of the sound bar, directly in front of a tv with bravo on
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
happy black friday 2 me :)
a three piece modular knife storage unit with two large slots for a chef’s and santoku knife and a small slot for a paring knife, and a silicone-edged steel fish spatula and stainless steel knockoff kunz spoon from misen
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
i almost died to achieve this
an english muffin egg, bacon, cheese, and ssamjang mayo sandwich
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
the chex mix stealer
a fluffy white and gray tabby cat mouth open wide to bite the edge of a bag of chex mix same cat now reaching into the chex mix bag same car now looking generally toward the camera perplexed, as if she had never interacted with the chex mix bag
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
after some mad dash last minute triage, tiny thanksgiving finally landed on the table 😌
a red tablecloth set table with a brined whole turkey breast and small dishes of bacon and lemon-shallot brussels sprouts, cream and thyme sweet potatoes, and spiced maple mushrooms and red onion and two place settings servings of all of the foods from the previous image jammed together on a large blue plate
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
folks,,,,,,, we got em (also proof for later that the torn skin is not my fault it came out of the bag that way)
a whole bone-in turkey breast on a rack over a plate, standing up but with some skin tears
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
:)
a halved breakfast burrito with egg, bacon, avocado, hash browns and cheese
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
tiny thanksgiving is saved
a turkey breast in a ziplock gallon bag with a homemade buttermilk brine
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
won’t he do it
a measuring cup with a cup and a half of a milk mixture, with a milk bottle and vinegar bottle and small measuring cup around it
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
vastly under-purchased in the gourds aisle due to vibes being off 😔
a small pumpkin like squash with mottled yellows and oranges and green grooves and a tubular cream squash with yellow-green grooves on a table runner
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
oh but look what i found today for my spiced maple mushrooms side :) blue oysters would have been preferable but it will still be fun
a 4oz package of yellow mushrooms
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
there was: a bird
the back of a fluffy cat’s head looking perked up staring upward into a yard, where a bird is perched on a roof
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
it’s been delightfully chilly for weeks but i’m outside for the first time today grocery shopping and la will always take the opportunity to say “fuck your fall or winter holiday”
Los Angeles 77° | Sunny O HOURLY FORECAST VUIV 10-DAY FORECAST Today 51° - 78° Wed 52° - 78° Thu 53° - 74° Fri 51° - 70°
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
no one ever believes me but this extremely homely dish will change the way you think about cabbage forever. comes out with a texture like silk
a bowl of roasted sausage and cabbage with country whole grain bread smeared with stonegroundustard
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
i’ve seen enough. guards. guards!!
the same dish as in the prior post, same ingredients, now completed and topped with a final thin layer of cabbage and black pepper and ready for the oven
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
what do you mean you’re just layering cabbage and sausage with salt, pepper, and butter in a baking dish. what rough ritual is this. what pagan devilry. the king will never allow it
a baking dish with cabbage under sausage topped with cracked pepper and dots of butter
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
we are in the immediate term however running into a problem common to all great cities: my loathsome citizens are too stupid to work at Fancy Boutique
screenshot of parsnipia city with several red and black icons for distressed buildings and buildings now abandoned due to distress a closeup of one of those buildings selected. Fancy Boutique is in severe distress because it doesn’t have enough educated workers
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
thorough draft proposal for the next phase of parsnipia’s development has been officially filed by the urban planning bureau, to be reviewed extensively by the god-mayor
a modest city in cities: skylines, with sloppily written in lines and notes in empty areas for a cargo hub, campus, suburb, leisure area, and wealthy enclave, and red lines for new arterials
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
pretty pleased with how this little neighborhood came together given how long it’s been since i played lol. full city services, several parks and plazas, some decorated spaces, and a public library. very desirable for young families 😌
a small square street grid with lots of brick-paved pedestrian paths lines with trees, parks, city services, mostly residential with. commercial buildings on the main street to one side and pockets of commercial along the other edges
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
what do you mean you don’t leave a few tiles of empty space between the elementary school and the health clinic for blooming jacaranda trees and a nice picnic area by the gazebo
closeup of a block in cities: skylines, with an area of purple trees, a gazebo, and picnic tables between pedestrian paths and a school
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
what do you mean you play cities: skylines without building networks of pedestrian paths linking residential areas to walkable plazas and access points to the main commercial drag
a three-block area in cities skylines with organized pedestrian paths linking the further residential blocks to a plaza at the far end of the large block and a cul-de-sac, and linking the plaza to a commercial street
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
look how she used to look! a scruffy, scrawny little bean in the driveway! eyeliner game was never in question though
a small, skinny white and gray tabby kitten with big paws laid on concrete looking back at the camera in shock and suspicion same kitten, half-hiding behind a step on an outdoor tile staircase, again looking shocked and suspicious directly at the camera
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
parsnip.bsky.social
3 minutes ago, old man's still riding the high, hasn't turned on fox news once
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 4m It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City! [a picture of donald trump seated at the desk and mamdani standing beside in thevery gaudy oval office]
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
the beautiful girl
a fluffy white and gray tabby cat standing up on all fours looking at the camera with two front polydactyl paws in third position same cat, body now turned 3/4 away from the camera, turned around to look up at it sweetly while brandishing a big puffy tail
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
parsnip.bsky.social
the view from fox news
fox news chyron: MAMDANI: I AM A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM