it's outrageous lol

another successful deployment of the patent-pending Geoff Nap™️ (just kind of lay there with your eyes closed for an hour and change never fully falling asleep, occasional turning to reposition optional)

like what is it! what could possibly be in there!

ate a leftover plate for lunch that would instantly incinerate the entire leavitt family. they want my mushrooms deported

many offenders are never brought to justice

my review of my own thanksgiving for two spread was "good enough" like the people who rule over us aren't out here serving oven-dried macaroni and silly string turkey with unbuttered "croissants" from a tube

funnily the skin actually looks pretty good but these people have no taste so their immediate impulse is to bury it under a mountain of overcooked spaghettified breast meat

lmao

[witnessing an endless parade of men in positions of soft power over others using that power to predatory ends] at least the art will be good ????

probably shouldn't be bumping the piece at all like this but what a weird thing to say

lmao i didn't notice! a noble commitment i fully respect