partyvance
@partyvance.bsky.social
the original party animal: Crushing dance floors, devouring buffets, and owning the night. 🎉🍔🥂 #FIESTAbeast. gogogogogo USA USA! my best friend is named donald. democrats confuse me
just wait till they gut the vra this spring 😏😆
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
just wait till they gut the vra this spring 😏😆
haha bad guys go BOOOM ! 😆
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
haha bad guys go BOOOM ! 😆
sup? NM u?
just fkn around with ai slop and giggling my ass off
just fkn around with ai slop and giggling my ass off
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
sup? NM u?
just fkn around with ai slop and giggling my ass off
just fkn around with ai slop and giggling my ass off
Dems/MSM: “Oh no! Trump said he wants to execute seditious Democrat lawmakers!”
Me:
Me:
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Dems/MSM: “Oh no! Trump said he wants to execute seditious Democrat lawmakers!”
Me:
Me:
the Dems:
Senate: 3 out of 47 (last vote Nov 4, 2025).
House: 1 out of 212 (Sep 19, 2025; no new votes)
Senate: 3 out of 47 (last vote Nov 4, 2025).
House: 1 out of 212 (Sep 19, 2025; no new votes)
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the Dems:
Senate: 3 out of 47 (last vote Nov 4, 2025).
House: 1 out of 212 (Sep 19, 2025; no new votes)
Senate: 3 out of 47 (last vote Nov 4, 2025).
House: 1 out of 212 (Sep 19, 2025; no new votes)
you're definitely not one to be talking...
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
you're definitely not one to be talking...
..still waiting...
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
..still waiting...
"happening in plain sight"
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"happening in plain sight"
we could have had the first black female governor, but you had to be a bigot
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
we could have had the first black female governor, but you had to be a bigot
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he did the thing!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he did the thing!!
oh God I hope he wears it during press conferences 😆
October 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
oh God I hope he wears it during press conferences 😆
dafuq do you mean hair not included?
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
dafuq do you mean hair not included?