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@patpucker.bsky.social
Boneheaded stupidity and demonstrably wrong as soon as it was said
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A what?
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
No that was in Kos. I didn’t fall asleep on a speaker there but I did fall asleep. Not long after that yard of ale!
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
True, but I went back to the dancefloor later!
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If I fall asleep on the sofa the wife could exit the room doing a wheelie on a Harley Davidson and ascend the stairs in a harrier jump jet, and I’d wake up an hour later indignant that she hadn’t woken me on her way to bed
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When you say “used to knock around outside the chip shop” would you like to elaborate for the readers? 😁
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“The five meetings…came during a period in late January and February… he spent spent an entire parliamentary recess out of sight at…Chequers”

The Sunday Times quoted one unnamed senior adviser as saying Johnson “didn’t work weekends”, and “…a real sense that he didn’t do urgent crisis planning”.
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
And this…Westminster's five 'lost weeks' and UK 'unlocked' www.bbc.com/news/uk-scot...
Scotland's papers: Westminster's five 'lost weeks' and UK 'unlocked'
Boris Johnson's "lack of urgency" over coronavirus and claims of a May end to lockdown make the Sunday papers.
www.bbc.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Wasn’t he also sorting out his divorce and trying to finish his book, so he could pay off his ex wife? Hunkered down in Chequers and skipping a COBRA meeting?
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
(That was meant to be 1/1000th)!
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
20 mins in and hooked. Been looking forward to this. been one of my favourite acts for 30 years. Most people of my generation know them for one (iconic) song, but that’s about 1/100th of what they’re about. You’re doing god’s work, sir 🫡
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Fuk dat
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I think I broke my disco trousers 😵
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Any way you can get them done here? A lot of my friends get their script then buy online
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Lentils are banned in our house 💨💨💨💨
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
🤣🤣🤣
November 1, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It’s not even that shocking , James, it’s just an extension of the previous absurdity.
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM