Time just keeps on tickin', doesn't it?

all hilarious fuckups must end

Some of the people I went to high school with are grandparents, and I have a hard time remembering that.

I can't find it now, but someone on here also pointed out that it's not just the tanker ban preventing tankers from going there, but also the fact that insurance companies won't allow it. It's literally impossible to insure. No insurance, no travel.

especially with his $300 haircut

looks like a book cover for an indie horror novel

I'm curious as to whether the Times writer has notes on where that quote came from, and how long it'll be before it disappears from the article.

celery > kale

Kale, to misquote Parks and Recreation, tastes like romaine farted on itself.

Or a lot

— Oh, what a giveaway! Did'j'hear that, did'j'hear that, eh? That's what I'm all about! Did you see 'im repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?!

6/6, endut, hoch hech

— Shut up, will you, SHUT UP!
— Aha! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
— SHUT UP!
— Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!
— Bloody PEASANT!
5/6

— You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!
— Shut UP!
— I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
4/6

— Listen: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical aquatic ceremony!
— BE QUIET!
3/6

— The Lady of the Lake... her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!

2/6

don't count on it

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