Patrick Laffoon
@patricklaffoon.bsky.social
screenwriter. game writer. actor. improviser. VO casting. DEFINITELY NOT A HUMAN-SIZED MECH BEING PILOTED BY A RAT. he/him
www.patricklaffoon.com
www.patricklaffoon.com
Red-tailed hawk doing some hunting on the Universal Studios lot today 🪶
October 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Red-tailed hawk doing some hunting on the Universal Studios lot today 🪶
RIP Dr. Jane Goodall, a truly incredible mind. Met her when we had her in to record an episode of The Simpsons and she was an absolute delight. Thanks for everything, Dr. Goodall.
October 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
RIP Dr. Jane Goodall, a truly incredible mind. Met her when we had her in to record an episode of The Simpsons and she was an absolute delight. Thanks for everything, Dr. Goodall.
jk it’s candy
September 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
jk it’s candy
Disgusting. Trader Joe’s had stacks of warm ground turkey just sitting out on the floor!
September 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Disgusting. Trader Joe’s had stacks of warm ground turkey just sitting out on the floor!
Caught in the act!
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Caught in the act!
My wife using a sketch to explain to me how a squirrel “mission impossible’d” our bird feeder:
April 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My wife using a sketch to explain to me how a squirrel “mission impossible’d” our bird feeder:
But the Switch 2 is too expensive, right?
April 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
But the Switch 2 is too expensive, right?
*people in the US having a rude awakening*
The rest of us:
The rest of us:
April 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
*people in the US having a rude awakening*
The rest of us:
The rest of us:
The Final Fantasy IX 25th anniversary stuff has me excited! (please announce the remake) And I’m gonna need this Freya plushie like right now please and thank you
March 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The Final Fantasy IX 25th anniversary stuff has me excited! (please announce the remake) And I’m gonna need this Freya plushie like right now please and thank you
*forces White House aid to play for him while he slips into a k-hole
March 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
*forces White House aid to play for him while he slips into a k-hole
Does everyone know about this?!?
March 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Does everyone know about this?!?
Ummm is this a specific thing folks are searching for?
February 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Ummm is this a specific thing folks are searching for?
Fantastically grim times at the LA Premiere for THE MONKEY. They did it in a church as if it was a funeral—looked great! #themonkey
February 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Fantastically grim times at the LA Premiere for THE MONKEY. They did it in a church as if it was a funeral—looked great! #themonkey
A Tale of the Great PSN Outage, in two parts:
February 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
A Tale of the Great PSN Outage, in two parts:
It’s game day! Got an amazing new mini to play with thanks to @stephendetta.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s game day! Got an amazing new mini to play with thanks to @stephendetta.bsky.social
sooo... Sony won?
January 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
sooo... Sony won?
Quote this post with your 4 favorite Final Fantasy characters!
January 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Quote this post with your 4 favorite Final Fantasy characters!
#2 Jerboa, which are like springy mouse rabbits
January 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
#2 Jerboa, which are like springy mouse rabbits
Animals I want to hang out with for no particular reason:
#1 Coati, which are like agile raccoons
#1 Coati, which are like agile raccoons
January 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Animals I want to hang out with for no particular reason:
#1 Coati, which are like agile raccoons
#1 Coati, which are like agile raccoons
the lord giveth, and the lord taketh away
January 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the lord giveth, and the lord taketh away
Eggman Game 2 as a launch title
January 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Eggman Game 2 as a launch title
More Nintendo Switch 2 leaks:
January 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
More Nintendo Switch 2 leaks:
Tourists at The Vatican: *taking photos of famous frescoes and statues*
Me: “Heh look at these creeps”
Me: “Heh look at these creeps”
January 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Tourists at The Vatican: *taking photos of famous frescoes and statues*
Me: “Heh look at these creeps”
Me: “Heh look at these creeps”
Costco must suck there
January 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Costco must suck there