not treason weasels
@patriotweasel.bsky.social
we are not traitors
we are weasels
do not conflate us with losers
we are weasels
do not conflate us with losers
onion adjacent root vegetable
we have gone on the record
pete is sorry
so very sorry
we have gone on the record
pete is sorry
so very sorry
a cartoon otter is standing next to a rock with its mouth open and teeth visible .
ALT: a cartoon otter is standing next to a rock with its mouth open and teeth visible .
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November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
onion adjacent root vegetable
we have gone on the record
pete is sorry
so very sorry
we have gone on the record
pete is sorry
so very sorry
madam diva
i can t reach the caps lock
but i am loudly re asserting that pete
is so so sorry
so very sorry
i can t reach the caps lock
but i am loudly re asserting that pete
is so so sorry
so very sorry
I maintain it all went sideways when the Large Hadron Collider fired up and thrust us into Bizarro World, The Other Place, The Upside Down, whatever all of this is 🙃
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
madam diva
i can t reach the caps lock
but i am loudly re asserting that pete
is so so sorry
so very sorry
i can t reach the caps lock
but i am loudly re asserting that pete
is so so sorry
so very sorry
Reposted by not treason weasels
otter larry was the goat
but not a real goat
smooth though
but not a real goat
smooth though
Meet Larry: The world's Most Seductive Otter:/|?
YouTube video by i Think
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November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
otter larry was the goat
but not a real goat
smooth though
but not a real goat
smooth though
otter larry was the goat
but not a real goat
smooth though
but not a real goat
smooth though
Meet Larry: The world's Most Seductive Otter:/|?
YouTube video by i Think
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November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
otter larry was the goat
but not a real goat
smooth though
but not a real goat
smooth though
he has a name ruby
pete feels so bad
so bad
pete feels so bad
so bad
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
he has a name ruby
pete feels so bad
so bad
pete feels so bad
so bad
hey
pete was doing his best
sometimes cable looks like a snack
or a snake
mistakes were made
pete is ashamed
pete was doing his best
sometimes cable looks like a snack
or a snake
mistakes were made
pete is ashamed
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
hey
pete was doing his best
sometimes cable looks like a snack
or a snake
mistakes were made
pete is ashamed
pete was doing his best
sometimes cable looks like a snack
or a snake
mistakes were made
pete is ashamed
you never know
mister state fellow
you
never
know
mister state fellow
you
never
know
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
you never know
mister state fellow
you
never
know
mister state fellow
you
never
know
pete is napping
the stress of the hardon hadron collider has been stressful
the stress of the hardon hadron collider has been stressful
an otter is laying on its back in a cage
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November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
pete is napping
the stress of the hardon hadron collider has been stressful
the stress of the hardon hadron collider has been stressful
we can t help with
the hominids
they are weird
the hominids
they are weird
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
we can t help with
the hominids
they are weird
the hominids
they are weird
it was not his finest moment
we will not lie
we will not lie
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
it was not his finest moment
we will not lie
we will not lie
noble otter and wolverine
and not a single rodent to be found
and not a single rodent to be found
List of mustelids | Mustelidae, Weasel Family, Carnivores | Britannica
Mustelids include the polecats, the badgers, the martens, the otters, the wolverine, and other members of the weasel family. Historically, skunks have also been included in Mustelidae, but genetic ana...
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November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
noble otter and wolverine
and not a single rodent to be found
and not a single rodent to be found
not yet
not
yet
not
yet
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
not yet
not
yet
not
yet
seconded
a cartoon drawing of a man with a hat and trench coat
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November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
seconded
points to the sign
You talking about the weasel in the particle accelerator?
Because this feels even more weasely of a timeline
Because this feels even more weasely of a timeline
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
points to the sign
we are shocked
shocked
that you would be happy without weasels
shocked
that you would be happy without weasels
a weasel is looking out of its hole in the grass
ALT: a weasel is looking out of its hole in the grass
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November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
we are shocked
shocked
that you would be happy without weasels
shocked
that you would be happy without weasels
hey now
pete was having the troubles
and didn t know the consequences
of chewing that wire
pete was having the troubles
and didn t know the consequences
of chewing that wire
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
hey now
pete was having the troubles
and didn t know the consequences
of chewing that wire
pete was having the troubles
and didn t know the consequences
of chewing that wire