Patty Harbison
@pattyharbison.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Harvard Law grad, wife, mother, grandmother, gardener, artist. Owned by Lakeland Terriers. No DMs unless you know me in person. Bots pretending to be buxom young women will be blocked on impact.
Unless it's an old lady Lakeland getting to cosplay as "Toto" on Halloween.....
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Unless it's an old lady Lakeland getting to cosplay as "Toto" on Halloween.....
I like the dead male boy theory.
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I like the dead male boy theory.
Valid, but Diego Parvia still deserves the Heisman. Prior to Diego, Vanderbilt's loftiest goal was to not have a losing record once every 10 years.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Valid, but Diego Parvia still deserves the Heisman. Prior to Diego, Vanderbilt's loftiest goal was to not have a losing record once every 10 years.
I've been awarded the FIFA prize for excellence in astrophysics! If I'd ever taken so much as a high school physics course, I might understand what this means. #FIFA #TrumpAward
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I've been awarded the FIFA prize for excellence in astrophysics! If I'd ever taken so much as a high school physics course, I might understand what this means. #FIFA #TrumpAward
What if this ISN'T that one time? I suspect the prosecutor didn't actually think the case was strong enough, but brought it anyway because of marching orders from Bondi and Trump.
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What if this ISN'T that one time? I suspect the prosecutor didn't actually think the case was strong enough, but brought it anyway because of marching orders from Bondi and Trump.
OK, drastically limited them.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
OK, drastically limited them.
B.A. from Harvard College. You have to be smart to even get in anymore (legacy admissions are a thing of the past unless your parent is famous.)
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
B.A. from Harvard College. You have to be smart to even get in anymore (legacy admissions are a thing of the past unless your parent is famous.)
Especially playing for Elise. She's a smart well-educated womanwho know better.
a man says do you know what this is it 's the world 's smallest violin .
ALT: a man says do you know what this is it 's the world 's smallest violin .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Especially playing for Elise. She's a smart well-educated womanwho know better.
Who could have seen this coming? /s/
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Who could have seen this coming? /s/
Guffaw. Not too far off how he really feels.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Guffaw. Not too far off how he really feels.
The girl's probably in college by now. I hope she has a tongue piercing and sleeps with women.
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The girl's probably in college by now. I hope she has a tongue piercing and sleeps with women.
Alas, my representatives are Andy Ogles, Marsha Blackburn, and Bill Hagerty. They don't even answer their phones. Here's Andy's Christmas card from a few years ago:
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Alas, my representatives are Andy Ogles, Marsha Blackburn, and Bill Hagerty. They don't even answer their phones. Here's Andy's Christmas card from a few years ago:
AI is the Dutch Tulip Bulbs of the 21st Century.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
AI is the Dutch Tulip Bulbs of the 21st Century.
Lakelands are shaped like Airedales, but much smaller, in a wider range of colors. My crew have all ranged from 15 to 20 pounds, 17 is ideal per our standard. Here's my boy Haiku at about 4 weeks. Only survivor from his litter so I made him "siblings" out of soft socks stuffed with raw rice.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Lakelands are shaped like Airedales, but much smaller, in a wider range of colors. My crew have all ranged from 15 to 20 pounds, 17 is ideal per our standard. Here's my boy Haiku at about 4 weeks. Only survivor from his litter so I made him "siblings" out of soft socks stuffed with raw rice.