Pat Woods
@patwoods.bsky.social
Delco dad who way more clever than you’re willing to admit.
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Happy for this guy and his family
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy for this guy and his family
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Remember that MURDER, SHE WROTE when Jessica Fletcher fought the Lawnmower Man?
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Remember that MURDER, SHE WROTE when Jessica Fletcher fought the Lawnmower Man?
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This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there.
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there.
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
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He absolutely doesn’t need that bugle
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
He absolutely doesn’t need that bugle
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The Dude, 1998 Topps style, in honor of Jeff Bridges’ birthday today
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The Dude, 1998 Topps style, in honor of Jeff Bridges’ birthday today
I know you don’t pick these images, @wxpnfm.bsky.social , but maybe you could vet them better or just block something like this because this ifs wildly funny for a Sinéad song. #XPNCountdown
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I know you don’t pick these images, @wxpnfm.bsky.social , but maybe you could vet them better or just block something like this because this ifs wildly funny for a Sinéad song. #XPNCountdown
Love when I get to hear “Sin ad O’Connor” on WXPN. #XPNCountdown
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Love when I get to hear “Sin ad O’Connor” on WXPN. #XPNCountdown
This song is so boring, they're going to credit REM with yet another appearance on this countdown! #XPNCountdown
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This song is so boring, they're going to credit REM with yet another appearance on this countdown! #XPNCountdown
There’s a lot of sad songs or sad covers of songs on this countdown so far. Are we doing alright folks? #XPNCountdown
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
There’s a lot of sad songs or sad covers of songs on this countdown so far. Are we doing alright folks? #XPNCountdown
This is a wild wrong image here. #XPNCountdown
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is a wild wrong image here. #XPNCountdown
The Merry Clayton version of Gimmie Shelter shouldn't have been included in the #XPNCountdown - artists who were part of the original recording were called out in the rules. It's why I didn't vote for X's version of Soul Kitchen.
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The Merry Clayton version of Gimmie Shelter shouldn't have been included in the #XPNCountdown - artists who were part of the original recording were called out in the rules. It's why I didn't vote for X's version of Soul Kitchen.
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If I were a musician I’d make a song based around a sample of Kristen Kurtis saying “cocaine ewok” on the radio just now #xpncountdown
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If I were a musician I’d make a song based around a sample of Kristen Kurtis saying “cocaine ewok” on the radio just now #xpncountdown
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
A jersey from Team Qhubeka the first year they raced in le Tour de France, signed by I think the entire team. Someone I know won it at a conference and didn’t care about owning it. Since they knew I was into cycling, they gave it to me. It’s in a shadow box frame, hanging from a hanger in there.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A jersey from Team Qhubeka the first year they raced in le Tour de France, signed by I think the entire team. Someone I know won it at a conference and didn’t care about owning it. Since they knew I was into cycling, they gave it to me. It’s in a shadow box frame, hanging from a hanger in there.
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“Incredible you say? But true, ladies and gentlemen! … He has only one head!”
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Incredible you say? But true, ladies and gentlemen! … He has only one head!”
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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“The Naked Gun” hit theaters on this date in 1988.
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“The Naked Gun” hit theaters on this date in 1988.
That pattern on those pants… with the way they were cut…
The 90’s were wild.
The 90’s were wild.
Just thinking about Sigourney Weaver presenting the ALIEN egg prop to the Planet Hollywood New York City restaurant.
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That pattern on those pants… with the way they were cut…
The 90’s were wild.
The 90’s were wild.
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Spotify offering 2:1 match today (flex). Check if your company does something similar. Or just give what you can. This is such a great cause.
This went **OVER $100,000** by the way lol. Ridiculously good!
Our giving page stays live throughout the year so you can pop in every now & then. People message me frequently about doing that & the resulting endorphin rush. Check employer match! Thank u 💙😭
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Our giving page stays live throughout the year so you can pop in every now & then. People message me frequently about doing that & the resulting endorphin rush. Check employer match! Thank u 💙😭
➡️ www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Spotify offering 2:1 match today (flex). Check if your company does something similar. Or just give what you can. This is such a great cause.
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ON ONE HAND: this is a shame and something that should’ve been handled long before the highly publicized rollout
ON THE OTHER HAND: huge day for the vomit hose guy
ON THE OTHER HAND: huge day for the vomit hose guy
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
ON ONE HAND: this is a shame and something that should’ve been handled long before the highly publicized rollout
ON THE OTHER HAND: huge day for the vomit hose guy
ON THE OTHER HAND: huge day for the vomit hose guy
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“It’s okay! Dart not poisonous. … Just showin’ my kid the ropes!”
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“It’s okay! Dart not poisonous. … Just showin’ my kid the ropes!”
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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I 👏 vo 👏 ted 👏 for 👏 this 👏
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I 👏 vo 👏 ted 👏 for 👏 this 👏
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Just want to call out this incredible move by the Guardian to embed a year on their social sharing graphic so it's very clear that something is not new reporting. Should be standard operating procedure.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Just want to call out this incredible move by the Guardian to embed a year on their social sharing graphic so it's very clear that something is not new reporting. Should be standard operating procedure.