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Renaming the party the Washington Generals.
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Renaming the party the Washington Generals.
What does he envision the robot doing to stop the crime? Oh, this is the robot who will murder me if I jaywalk.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What does he envision the robot doing to stop the crime? Oh, this is the robot who will murder me if I jaywalk.
Why is every Republican tough guy so desperate to go on tv to proclaim how frightening they are of everyday life?
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why is every Republican tough guy so desperate to go on tv to proclaim how frightening they are of everyday life?
How can you not respect a report that leads with The Cheeseburger Index? The new gold standard for American consumers.
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How can you not respect a report that leads with The Cheeseburger Index? The new gold standard for American consumers.
Hello United Healthcare? I’m only going to pay $1k for a gold plated healthcare plan! Your move sucker.
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hello United Healthcare? I’m only going to pay $1k for a gold plated healthcare plan! Your move sucker.
CBS outside counsel is absolutely licking their chops.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
CBS outside counsel is absolutely licking their chops.
If your writers are stuck operating in a universe where a guy has a submarine car, a jet pack, never loses a card game and hooks up with hot women based on nothing more than introducing himself, then your writers suck.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If your writers are stuck operating in a universe where a guy has a submarine car, a jet pack, never loses a card game and hooks up with hot women based on nothing more than introducing himself, then your writers suck.
This notion they can’t write a script is silly. Are we also to believe that the Bond timeline is linear? Where is the explanation of why new actors have become Bond? Are we assuming he’s been working as a double-O agent since the 1960’s? Do they think the Bond audience is hung up on realism??
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This notion they can’t write a script is silly. Are we also to believe that the Bond timeline is linear? Where is the explanation of why new actors have become Bond? Are we assuming he’s been working as a double-O agent since the 1960’s? Do they think the Bond audience is hung up on realism??
Whatever you choose to do in life, treat it with the respect it deserves. Don’t assume any vocation is easy and that with minimal effort you could do it too.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Whatever you choose to do in life, treat it with the respect it deserves. Don’t assume any vocation is easy and that with minimal effort you could do it too.
Alternate title: my journey into exile and deep self-reflection where I learned nothing was actually my fault.
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Alternate title: my journey into exile and deep self-reflection where I learned nothing was actually my fault.
Since Covid, the death trend of people under 45 continues to run higher than historical norms. We are probably far enough out that you can’t blame it on people not being able to see their doctor during Covid.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Since Covid, the death trend of people under 45 continues to run higher than historical norms. We are probably far enough out that you can’t blame it on people not being able to see their doctor during Covid.
Just what America has been clamoring for, predatory lending 2.0. Let’s give a 50 year mortgage to someone with a sub 500 credit score so they can buy a home at 3.5x their annual income. Good news is now the government will own the subprime portfolio!
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Just what America has been clamoring for, predatory lending 2.0. Let’s give a 50 year mortgage to someone with a sub 500 credit score so they can buy a home at 3.5x their annual income. Good news is now the government will own the subprime portfolio!
It’s probably even dumber than anyone thinks. Makers is easy to spot because of the bottle, so it’s easy for his team to confirm it’s there. And he wants it likely because for any photo op, he wants the photo of him holding a big boy drink in a big boy glass.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It’s probably even dumber than anyone thinks. Makers is easy to spot because of the bottle, so it’s easy for his team to confirm it’s there. And he wants it likely because for any photo op, he wants the photo of him holding a big boy drink in a big boy glass.
That’s literally where the Trump building is in Chicago. Is he saying it’s now a pit?
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
That’s literally where the Trump building is in Chicago. Is he saying it’s now a pit?
Reminds me of Charlie Munger at one of his famous birthday parties in his 90’s, saying his biggest regret was never catching a tuna over 200lbs. A billionaire who could have done it at any time in his life, spent a year fishing the world if he wanted, instead he was at work hoarding wealth.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Reminds me of Charlie Munger at one of his famous birthday parties in his 90’s, saying his biggest regret was never catching a tuna over 200lbs. A billionaire who could have done it at any time in his life, spent a year fishing the world if he wanted, instead he was at work hoarding wealth.
I’m trying to read your post but all I hear is a wet fart noise. Please help me @whitehouse.senate.gov I don’t know what’s happening!
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m trying to read your post but all I hear is a wet fart noise. Please help me @whitehouse.senate.gov I don’t know what’s happening!
What’s funny is they love to shit on insurance companies to fire up the base but know that any plan they come up with needs to keep insurance companies at the center of it. They can’t even advocate for direct pay because that cuts out insurance. They count on their base being complete idiots.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What’s funny is they love to shit on insurance companies to fire up the base but know that any plan they come up with needs to keep insurance companies at the center of it. They can’t even advocate for direct pay because that cuts out insurance. They count on their base being complete idiots.
Can’t wait for his standup special that’s just 45min of him complaining about his divorce. The last 10min is just him crying and asking random women in the audience if they think he’s attractive.
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Can’t wait for his standup special that’s just 45min of him complaining about his divorce. The last 10min is just him crying and asking random women in the audience if they think he’s attractive.
Shaheen is retiring, Hassan has several years before she’s up for reelection.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Shaheen is retiring, Hassan has several years before she’s up for reelection.
I mean, they’re all terrible ideas, but hey, we’ve got a lot!
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I mean, they’re all terrible ideas, but hey, we’ve got a lot!
You know what also fails to do anything of substance? You.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You know what also fails to do anything of substance? You.
If I had his money I would just start buying the rights to every shitty movie I love. Do you love shitty 80’s action movies? Guess what, I’ve created my own TV network for them and it’s all free. Directors cuts, live cast commentary, reunions, sequels. You’re welcome motherfuckers.
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If I had his money I would just start buying the rights to every shitty movie I love. Do you love shitty 80’s action movies? Guess what, I’ve created my own TV network for them and it’s all free. Directors cuts, live cast commentary, reunions, sequels. You’re welcome motherfuckers.
Was the AI prompt: create a picture of men in positions no human has ever been in?
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Was the AI prompt: create a picture of men in positions no human has ever been in?
I think it involves a catapult.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I think it involves a catapult.
When you stop being relevant you just turn into an old crank spraying your garden hose at any kids walking on your sidewalk.
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
When you stop being relevant you just turn into an old crank spraying your garden hose at any kids walking on your sidewalk.