The song-bank on this thing is laughing at me. I might as well just sit here with it on my lap and not learn anything.

I’m a glutton for punishment. I was complaining this morning of early Christmas fatigue and 4 hours later I’m walking around a garden centre.

Watching the #Halloween equivalent of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Dear God, I sit through a lot of horror movies, but why does this one always feel like I’m letting something genuinely dark enter my house?