PaxtonPullman
@paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets.
He/him.
He/him.
Marty doesn't appreciate the greatness of Hole's Violet. SMDH.
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Marty doesn't appreciate the greatness of Hole's Violet. SMDH.
My friend's family does a charity target shoot every thanksgiving morning. It was very, very cold but I had the best shot one round so I am essentially John Wick.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My friend's family does a charity target shoot every thanksgiving morning. It was very, very cold but I had the best shot one round so I am essentially John Wick.
Right about now, the funk soul brother
Check it out now the MOTHER FUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!
Check it out now the MOTHER FUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Right about now, the funk soul brother
Check it out now the MOTHER FUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!
Check it out now the MOTHER FUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!
Characters in Severance 🤝 fans of German character actor Udo
"Praise Kier"
"Praise Kier"
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Characters in Severance 🤝 fans of German character actor Udo
"Praise Kier"
"Praise Kier"
And a happy Saturday to you and Winston from Coco and Marty
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
And a happy Saturday to you and Winston from Coco and Marty
Me, looking out the window: Some things last forever, including cold November rain.
Axl:
Axl:
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Me, looking out the window: Some things last forever, including cold November rain.
Axl:
Axl:
The beauty queen is really starting to show her age so we got her bed stairs. She demands naps and must be accommodated.
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The beauty queen is really starting to show her age so we got her bed stairs. She demands naps and must be accommodated.
Them: Your ass better not be making references to the often forgotten era of Van Halen with Gary Cherone, former singer of Extreme!
Me:
Me:
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Them: Your ass better not be making references to the often forgotten era of Van Halen with Gary Cherone, former singer of Extreme!
Me:
Me:
Strap yourself in because it's
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!!
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Strap yourself in because it's
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!!
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!!
This was a second before and shows how much 27 was trying to get out of the way (even though he had every justification not to)
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This was a second before and shows how much 27 was trying to get out of the way (even though he had every justification not to)
27 is trying to get out of the way and the cop is absolutely extending his arm to hit him.
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
27 is trying to get out of the way and the cop is absolutely extending his arm to hit him.
Shout-out to this delightful retired teacher who simply shook his head no when a clue about Travis Scott was read on Jeopardy.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Shout-out to this delightful retired teacher who simply shook his head no when a clue about Travis Scott was read on Jeopardy.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
"More like WKRPooP!" - Me, yelling insults at the bad guy who's from Cincinnati.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"More like WKRPooP!" - Me, yelling insults at the bad guy who's from Cincinnati.
My son wanted to be side characters from The Simpsons. Milhouse. Sideshow Mel, and Duffman.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My son wanted to be side characters from The Simpsons. Milhouse. Sideshow Mel, and Duffman.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!
No Kings Indianapolis
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No Kings Indianapolis
When you're a Collins kid, you're a Collins kid for life.
October 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When you're a Collins kid, you're a Collins kid for life.
Moments before I grabbed her off of the counter
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Moments before I grabbed her off of the counter
I saw The Hold Steady a couple of weeks ago and then saw Craig Finn solo last night
Fascinating to see his unique style presented in very different ways.
Fascinating to see his unique style presented in very different ways.
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I saw The Hold Steady a couple of weeks ago and then saw Craig Finn solo last night
Fascinating to see his unique style presented in very different ways.
Fascinating to see his unique style presented in very different ways.