Everything works out eventually and then we savor the fine notes of cringe as we witness shuxing's failed attempts to successfully do sex to each other without annihilating Chen Xing's dainty little twink body in the process

To anyone concerned about the high NPC body count in the story thus far: 1) I was too and 2) it gets worse LMAO

presumably they've got the whole "how horses work" thing worked out a little more

(honorable Horse Crimes mention to Dinghai, in which my darling tsundere teenage daughter Xiang Shu chases his runaway bride across the entire Asian landmass for like two weeks uninterrupted, but the horse doing that chase is heavily implied to be a yao)

in LSWW they're basically ATVs. in one of the extras, You Miao scales the side of a house on horseback like it's a goat