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Pete, Dammit!
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Yet the guy at Jersey Mike’s next door gave me a funny look when I asked if he could throw my #13 on the grill…
A tweet reading: "Can I try the queso?" You ask. The Chipotle employee sighs and pours some into the palm of his hand and reaches over the glass. Gently, you lick from his hand, trying the queso. It's good. He rubs your hair as you eat. Great customer service.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Sure.
A photo of Bill Clinton (labeled “a chili dog”) standing next to Donald Trump (labeled “John Mellencamp”)
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Alright. @numb.comfortab.ly is 100% correct in that you must follow @oracle.posters.rip’s labeler.

Seeing that Reuters will be taken down not by government censorship, but by Count Choculitis; gives me strength.
A screencap of a Reuters skeet, showing a label of “Count Choculitis” as a cause of death, perhaps.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Scarlet would like to wish everyone a fabulous Saturday afternoon.
Scarlet, the Australian Shepherd/Rottweiler mix, standing against a backdrop of fallen red, gold, and orange leaves.
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Andrew Card whispering, “We call them skeets.” to George W. Bush
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Andrew Card whispering, “We call them skeets.” In to President George W. Bush’s ear.
October 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Scarlet would like to wish everyone a happy lil’ Wednesday.
Scarlet, the Australian Shepherd mix, lying in the grass with a big ol’ grin on her face and her silly tongue flopped out of her mouth.
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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We’re chainsmoking audiobooks today…
Screenshot of the Audible app showing “107 Days by Kamala Harris”
September 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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A man and a boy standing in front of a classroom window. Children inside are looking out towards them. The man holds a crumpled poster, wearing a disapproving look and saying, “If those kids could read they’d be very upset.”
September 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Scarlet’s hints that she is owed a walk are becoming increasingly obvious.
Scarlet, the Australian Shepherd mix, wearing a colorful bandana and laying her head atop a pair of running shoes.
September 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Do Danny Ric and Jason Mantzoukas share a stylist?
Daniel Ricciardo in two photos, bearing a striking resemblance to Jason Mantzoukas.
August 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Silly me, thinking the best limited edition flavors were only in Japan…
A package of candy labeled “Kit Kat Cunts”
August 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Let’s make him as uncomfortable as possible in the process.
A Gadsden flag showing a rattlesnake tied to a stake in the ground, wearing a ball gag. The words “OH PLEASE TREAD ON ME” stretch across the bottom of the
July 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Jasper Beardley standing in front of a class of students, holding a paddle, saying, “Criticizin’ dear leader, that’s a paddlin’….”
July 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I believe I win.
A screen shot of a post by @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social. Post text is "hell? yea, brother" Reflecting that I am the 666th reposter
July 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Executives are sitting in a boardroom. Executive 1 says, “We need a real American voice to tell the story of Cadillac F1’s birth…” Executive 2 responds, “Keanu Reeves!” Executive 3 says, “Brilliant!” Executive 4, looking bored, says, “Keanu Reeves is Canadian…” Executive 1 angrily looks at Executive 4. Executive 4 is then seen being thrown out a window.
July 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Bonus Scarlet:

Her favorite summer activity is lying in the yard on a sunny, 85° F day… Baking in the summer sun until her fur is hot to the touch.

The Original Baked Puptato™️
Scarlet, the Australian Shepherd mix, baking in the summer sun
June 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Whenever I tell Scarlet (the pup) that she is very pretty; I also let her know that she is very intelligent, brave, caring, funny, and kind.

It’s important to remind young ladies that looks aren’t everything.
Scarlet, the Australian Shepherd mix, nuzzling her face in to my hand.
June 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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In Better News: Look… Scarlet has arrived to say hello!
Scarlet, the Australian Shepherd Mix, standing on the back step. She’s wearing a polka dot bandana and staring in to the camera with a joyful countenance.
June 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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A local McDonald’s caught fire while under construction and has the aesthetic they should always have.
McDonald’s Burns, burns, burnnnnnns
May 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Without saying The Office, favorite James Spader film or show?
James Spader in Stargate
May 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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He’s gets things done on Sunday.
A Chicago Bears jersey featuring “Leo 14”
May 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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He’s our guy.
A Chicago Bears jersey featuring “Leo 14”
May 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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My perfect date.
First Frame: William Shatner tells Miss Rhode Island, “Describe your perfect date.” Second Frame: Miss Rhode Island states, “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th, because it’s not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.”
April 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Scarlet has operational details to share.
Scarlet, the Australian shepherd mix, sitting on the floor with her paw on the couch, hamming it up for the camera.
March 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM