Pete Keeley
@petekeeley.bsky.social
Copy editor by day, copy editor by night also. I work at Puck. I use to work at THR. Also: Deep-cleaning enthusiast. Proud dad and Volvo XC70 owner.
Pinned
My daughter wrote two letters to Santa that she was very keen on not letting me see but I rescued them from the mailbox.
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one of the disqualifying things about this is that hegseth writes this garbage as if he’s the first person in history to have ever considered these issues
“Should we follow the Geneva Conventions?” Pete Hegseth asked in 2024.
It’s almost as if there were signs!
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It’s almost as if there were signs!
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November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
one of the disqualifying things about this is that hegseth writes this garbage as if he’s the first person in history to have ever considered these issues
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Hegseth wasn't chosen as merely a Fox News buffoon who then bumbles his way into war crimes out of machismo incompetence. He was chosen specifically because he is, and has been for a long time, a proud, open, and explicit advocate of war crimes as a good thing we should do.
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hegseth wasn't chosen as merely a Fox News buffoon who then bumbles his way into war crimes out of machismo incompetence. He was chosen specifically because he is, and has been for a long time, a proud, open, and explicit advocate of war crimes as a good thing we should do.
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i’d push back on this a little — from the start, the MAHA pitch ended with buying the wellness scams and supplements its leaders directly sold (or profited from via affiliate marketing). they haven’t really hidden it
The MAHA pitch was supposed to be that Americans don’t really need insurance, vaccines, or other “establishment” medical care — they just need better nutrition and less exposure to environmental toxins.
And yet: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
And yet: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
F.D.A. Withdraws Rule to Require Testing Cosmetics Made With Talc for Asbestos
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November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i’d push back on this a little — from the start, the MAHA pitch ended with buying the wellness scams and supplements its leaders directly sold (or profited from via affiliate marketing). they haven’t really hidden it
$50 million in an offshore account is the only explanation here
"We blow up ‘alleged’ drug boats in the Caribbean but pardon actually convicted drug traffickers in the U.S. Someone help me make sense of this.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
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November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
$50 million in an offshore account is the only explanation here
So Philly's home crowd is booing their 8-3 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS on every offensive snap... am I hearing this right?
As a Bears fan I MUST not be hearing this right.
As a Bears fan I MUST not be hearing this right.
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So Philly's home crowd is booing their 8-3 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS on every offensive snap... am I hearing this right?
As a Bears fan I MUST not be hearing this right.
As a Bears fan I MUST not be hearing this right.
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It's wild to me that this guy has reinvented himself as a resist grifter on this website
Senate candidate has history of sending racist, misogynist messages | Arizona Mirror
Arizona U.S. Senate hopeful Craig Brittain made headlines yesterday after he sent racist text messages to a potential campaign vendor.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's wild to me that this guy has reinvented himself as a resist grifter on this website
This is the Don Rickles routine from Dirty Work
"The governor is a big fat slob."
[1 minute later]
"I had a little bit of a Pritzker joke. Some speechwriter wrote some joke about his weight, but I would never want to talk about his weight. I don't talk about people being fat. I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob."
[1 minute later]
"I had a little bit of a Pritzker joke. Some speechwriter wrote some joke about his weight, but I would never want to talk about his weight. I don't talk about people being fat. I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob."
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is the Don Rickles routine from Dirty Work
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yep. also really can't overstate how much nuzzi is very much the product of an environment that rewards amoral ambition and frowns on people who sincerely believe anything
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
yep. also really can't overstate how much nuzzi is very much the product of an environment that rewards amoral ambition and frowns on people who sincerely believe anything
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Normally these guys wait until a politician they supported—who has nerves had to govern and thus cannot mar his purity with icky coalition building—is sworn in but hey, why not get a jump on things
Zohran adding YIMBYs to his transition team is resulting in some absolutely incredible Left NIMBY crashouts over on Twitter. This is my favorite.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Normally these guys wait until a politician they supported—who has nerves had to govern and thus cannot mar his purity with icky coalition building—is sworn in but hey, why not get a jump on things
Yeesh
Black people turned roasting into high art but nooooooo don’t earn your stripes in a cipher. Let Grok shortcut it all, including the part where you are funny, esteemed, or included. 🙄
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yeesh
My daughter wrote two letters to Santa that she was very keen on not letting me see but I rescued them from the mailbox.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My daughter wrote two letters to Santa that she was very keen on not letting me see but I rescued them from the mailbox.
This is one of the best videos I've ever seen. It has everything! Great character, great music, great pacing, pitch-perfect comic timing. Let this woman direct an episode of Slow Horses!
Debating between a SAD lamp and this on an infinite loop
I already know depression hates to see this man coming. I’m cancelling all of my therapy appointments and adding this song and dance to my morning routine.
*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is one of the best videos I've ever seen. It has everything! Great character, great music, great pacing, pitch-perfect comic timing. Let this woman direct an episode of Slow Horses!
Now he tells me!
VANCE SAYS ASKING AMERICANS FOR 'LITTLE BIT OF PATIENCE' ON PRICES
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Now he tells me!
What is the “non-woke” take on the American Revolution??
Ken Burns' Civil War is annoyingly hagiographic about Lee as was the style at the time, so the people whining about how he went woke are slightly less media-illiterate than they normally are in this case
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What is the “non-woke” take on the American Revolution??
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never thought I could see federal law enforcement so depraved that it would negatively polarize local cops to the left, but nothing is impossible for ole Donny Trump
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
never thought I could see federal law enforcement so depraved that it would negatively polarize local cops to the left, but nothing is impossible for ole Donny Trump
Every child sex criminal in the U.S. is either currently working for DHS or got a pardon from Trump for J6.
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every child sex criminal in the U.S. is either currently working for DHS or got a pardon from Trump for J6.
Trump keeps inching closer and closer to saying FREE LUIGI
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Trump keeps inching closer and closer to saying FREE LUIGI
Never blocked a new follower so fast...
Not sure what Phase 2 is gonna be here, but I don't want to be around for it.
Not sure what Phase 2 is gonna be here, but I don't want to be around for it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Never blocked a new follower so fast...
Not sure what Phase 2 is gonna be here, but I don't want to be around for it.
Not sure what Phase 2 is gonna be here, but I don't want to be around for it.
Reminder that despite Silicon Valley's best effort, people REALLY don't like AI, and they are liking it LESS every year.
It's pretty crazy to me that no politicians seem to have noticed this salient fact, and staked out a position aligned with the VAST MAJORITY of American voters. Maybe next year!
It's pretty crazy to me that no politicians seem to have noticed this salient fact, and staked out a position aligned with the VAST MAJORITY of American voters. Maybe next year!
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Reminder that despite Silicon Valley's best effort, people REALLY don't like AI, and they are liking it LESS every year.
It's pretty crazy to me that no politicians seem to have noticed this salient fact, and staked out a position aligned with the VAST MAJORITY of American voters. Maybe next year!
It's pretty crazy to me that no politicians seem to have noticed this salient fact, and staked out a position aligned with the VAST MAJORITY of American voters. Maybe next year!
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Dems should just go all in on Epstein Files. Get Obama and George Bush out there at a presser calling Trump a pedophile, just crank the heat to 1000 and get the normies fired up
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dems should just go all in on Epstein Files. Get Obama and George Bush out there at a presser calling Trump a pedophile, just crank the heat to 1000 and get the normies fired up
This tracks but I don’t think anyone hint in the Epstein emails that Trump DID is any worse than what he’s already been accused of. I mean… I assume what he did to Clinton was consentual…
Trump's policies are inflicting so much harm even his allies can see it. Yet he's mostly doing exactly what he promised to. If they revolt over policy, they'll reveal they were fools to back him in the first place. They need a *moral* reason to abandon him. The Epstein files provide just that.
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This tracks but I don’t think anyone hint in the Epstein emails that Trump DID is any worse than what he’s already been accused of. I mean… I assume what he did to Clinton was consentual…
Damn she’s probably the first person this has ever happened to.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s being inundated with threats because of Trump’s rhetoric. Violent threats are wrong no matter what.
This is an opportunity for MTG and others on the right to reflect on all the violent threats Trump has incited through the years - including on Jan. 6.
This is an opportunity for MTG and others on the right to reflect on all the violent threats Trump has incited through the years - including on Jan. 6.
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Damn she’s probably the first person this has ever happened to.
Lots of people in the comments assuming that schools do this to help the kids, rather than themselves. At my kids’ old school that did… not seem to be the case. (Not saying this is universal)
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Lots of people in the comments assuming that schools do this to help the kids, rather than themselves. At my kids’ old school that did… not seem to be the case. (Not saying this is universal)