Santa Pete Is Comin' To Town
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Writer, audiobook narrator, VA. Pronounced Mylan. He/Him. Doing my best. BLM, trans rights are human rights, love is love, pay an artist, AI is pollution, and baby, you've got to be kind. petemilan.com
I think this passage explains everything you need to know about Scrooge. He learned early on that money was a shield; then all of a sudden his fiancée rejects him for seeking to protect himself--and her--from a life of poverty. It's no wonder he spends the rest of his life embittered.
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I think this passage explains everything you need to know about Scrooge. He learned early on that money was a shield; then all of a sudden his fiancée rejects him for seeking to protect himself--and her--from a life of poverty. It's no wonder he spends the rest of his life embittered.
If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Batman and Robin.
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Batman and Robin.
If you see this, post a Spider-Man.
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
If you see this, post a Spider-Man.
Got good news from my doctor re: my brain problem. Sounds like I'm doing better.
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Got good news from my doctor re: my brain problem. Sounds like I'm doing better.
GYPSY 83 is falling off the Criterion Channel tonight. Sara Rue and Birkett Turton are two small town misfits and Stevie Nicks stans who take a road trip to NYC to perform in The Night of a Thousand Stevies. Rue is charming as always.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
GYPSY 83 is falling off the Criterion Channel tonight. Sara Rue and Birkett Turton are two small town misfits and Stevie Nicks stans who take a road trip to NYC to perform in The Night of a Thousand Stevies. Rue is charming as always.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
SCENT OF A WOMAN is a Thanksgiving movie. He shows up to dinner unannounced, reads his nephew for filth, tries to choke him out, then goes out to get laid. Give thanks and praise.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
SCENT OF A WOMAN is a Thanksgiving movie. He shows up to dinner unannounced, reads his nephew for filth, tries to choke him out, then goes out to get laid. Give thanks and praise.
🎶LOOK IN MY EYES... WHAT DO YA SEE?
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!🎶
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!🎶
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
🎶LOOK IN MY EYES... WHAT DO YA SEE?
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!🎶
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!🎶
If only he'd used his powers for good, he could have been HUMMIE MANN.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If only he'd used his powers for good, he could have been HUMMIE MANN.
As you can see, I am making some great decisions lately. #LastFourWatched
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
As you can see, I am making some great decisions lately. #LastFourWatched
I hope they're telling their friends where they're going; I'm a cis white dude and I wouldn't want to be stuck in a room with these mutants without an escape hatch.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I hope they're telling their friends where they're going; I'm a cis white dude and I wouldn't want to be stuck in a room with these mutants without an escape hatch.
Age yourself with gaming.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
Mark Buckingham and Wade von Grawbadger paid tribute to this cover in THE TITANS number thirteen.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Mark Buckingham and Wade von Grawbadger paid tribute to this cover in THE TITANS number thirteen.
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
The Cape Cod Library System; finding a need and filling it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Cape Cod Library System; finding a need and filling it.
For crying out loud, Disney, what's the point of having all the money in the world if you spend all your time cringing from a MAGA backlash that never comes? You lost BILLIONS over the Kimmel thing. Grow a backbone.
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
For crying out loud, Disney, what's the point of having all the money in the world if you spend all your time cringing from a MAGA backlash that never comes? You lost BILLIONS over the Kimmel thing. Grow a backbone.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
The Ultimate In Unrelenting Animagic.
October 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Ultimate In Unrelenting Animagic.
I had my last radiation treatment (knock wood) today.
October 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I had my last radiation treatment (knock wood) today.