Peter Twinklage
@petertwinklage.bsky.social
bicoastal effete || opinions my own unless they're cringe || words in @nytimes @newrepublic @guardian @msnbc @thehill @yaledailynews || DM for bookings
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October 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I don’t really use this app bro
August 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don’t really use this app bro
just a coincidence, i’m sure
August 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
just a coincidence, i’m sure
BREAKING: i’m now a columnist for The Guardian. my latest is out tomorrow.
August 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
BREAKING: i’m now a columnist for The Guardian. my latest is out tomorrow.
joined The Bulwark podcast to chat about all things Mamdani, Cuomo, Abundance, polycules, Hooters, and how your daughter may be hiding a GUN in her jewelry box!
June 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
joined The Bulwark podcast to chat about all things Mamdani, Cuomo, Abundance, polycules, Hooters, and how your daughter may be hiding a GUN in her jewelry box!
men will get drunk and tweet homosexual fantasies at 3AM before going to therapy.
May 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
men will get drunk and tweet homosexual fantasies at 3AM before going to therapy.
just opened mail from oomf
April 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
just opened mail from oomf
was honored to join Vox’s Today Explained podcast to chat about hangovers, ranch dressing, the uniquely American phenomenon of the “Breastaurant” and the… gay men?… who love them.
April 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
was honored to join Vox’s Today Explained podcast to chat about hangovers, ranch dressing, the uniquely American phenomenon of the “Breastaurant” and the… gay men?… who love them.
featured on NYT Opinion’s instagram today
March 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
featured on NYT Opinion’s instagram today
Peter Hegseth drunk texting reporters at The Atlantic
March 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Peter Hegseth drunk texting reporters at The Atlantic
currently the #2 opinion piece on the NYT website. thank you, gang.
March 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
currently the #2 opinion piece on the NYT website. thank you, gang.
unironically yes. democrats need to allow men to be horny (and perhaps even a little sleazy) again.
March 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
unironically yes. democrats need to allow men to be horny (and perhaps even a little sleazy) again.
my latest for @zeteo.com
In October 2022, the Twitter account of the House Judiciary Committee GOP released a tweet reading: "Kanye. Elon. Trump." No context, no explanation, just the names of the 3 men who ostensibly comprise the pantheon – the bizarro Mount Rushmore – of modern MAGA conservatism
In October 2022, the Twitter account of the House Judiciary Committee GOP released a tweet reading: "Kanye. Elon. Trump." No context, no explanation, just the names of the 3 men who ostensibly comprise the pantheon – the bizarro Mount Rushmore – of modern MAGA conservatism
February 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
my latest for @zeteo.com
In October 2022, the Twitter account of the House Judiciary Committee GOP released a tweet reading: "Kanye. Elon. Trump." No context, no explanation, just the names of the 3 men who ostensibly comprise the pantheon – the bizarro Mount Rushmore – of modern MAGA conservatism
In October 2022, the Twitter account of the House Judiciary Committee GOP released a tweet reading: "Kanye. Elon. Trump." No context, no explanation, just the names of the 3 men who ostensibly comprise the pantheon – the bizarro Mount Rushmore – of modern MAGA conservatism
mentally (and physically) i’m here
February 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
mentally (and physically) i’m here
the Star Wars prequels more accurately predicted the precise fall of American democracy than any political scientist or historian. Doris Kearns Goodwin, girl, you got outplayed by fuckin’ Jar Jar Binks
February 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the Star Wars prequels more accurately predicted the precise fall of American democracy than any political scientist or historian. Doris Kearns Goodwin, girl, you got outplayed by fuckin’ Jar Jar Binks
3rd column for The Guardian. 3rd time at number 1 because of y’all 🥺 thank you.
“In Trump’s America, disinhibition and transgression – not tuna melts – are the most powerful signifiers of authenticity. #DarkWoke is a plea for liberals to recognize this reality.”
“In Trump’s America, disinhibition and transgression – not tuna melts – are the most powerful signifiers of authenticity. #DarkWoke is a plea for liberals to recognize this reality.”
January 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
3rd column for The Guardian. 3rd time at number 1 because of y’all 🥺 thank you.
“In Trump’s America, disinhibition and transgression – not tuna melts – are the most powerful signifiers of authenticity. #DarkWoke is a plea for liberals to recognize this reality.”
“In Trump’s America, disinhibition and transgression – not tuna melts – are the most powerful signifiers of authenticity. #DarkWoke is a plea for liberals to recognize this reality.”
gen Z overwhelmingly optimistic vis-à-vis the coming Trump presidency. bipartisan support for banning the brain-cooking app™ slipping away by the second. oligarchs attending the inauguration. california still on fire. bird flu. Dems more feckless than ever. mentally I’m here fam
January 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
gen Z overwhelmingly optimistic vis-à-vis the coming Trump presidency. bipartisan support for banning the brain-cooking app™ slipping away by the second. oligarchs attending the inauguration. california still on fire. bird flu. Dems more feckless than ever. mentally I’m here fam
i was invited on Don Lemon’s show tonight. Democrats don’t bring a knife to a gun fight… they bring a butter knife to a bazooka fight
January 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i was invited on Don Lemon’s show tonight. Democrats don’t bring a knife to a gun fight… they bring a butter knife to a bazooka fight