Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️
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YouTube channel offering reactions, reviews & tier rankings • specializing in horror, queer content and championing women’s wrongs! 🏳️🌈👻🤭
If you're a Fannibal, a queer little chaos gremlin, or just someone who enjoys a well-dressed man committing unspeakable acts, you’re in for a treat. 🔪🧠💋 But if you want it uncut, uncensored, undercooked, and served rare, head over to our Patreon!🍽️
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you're a Fannibal, a queer little chaos gremlin, or just someone who enjoys a well-dressed man committing unspeakable acts, you’re in for a treat. 🔪🧠💋 But if you want it uncut, uncensored, undercooked, and served rare, head over to our Patreon!🍽️
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
Tonight’s course? Episodes 9 & 10, carved from carnality and plated with petty perversion, an intoxicating mix of beasts, lust, and fine dining... à la chaos! (our personal fav dish) 🐗🔥
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tonight’s course? Episodes 9 & 10, carved from carnality and plated with petty perversion, an intoxicating mix of beasts, lust, and fine dining... à la chaos! (our personal fav dish) 🐗🔥
We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is...Will’s mind is a battlefield, Hannibal’s kitchen is a crime scene, and we’re here licking our forks clean 😋🫀🍴🐷🍷
youtu.be/fZ24Bgv49nc
youtu.be/fZ24Bgv49nc
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is...Will’s mind is a battlefield, Hannibal’s kitchen is a crime scene, and we’re here licking our forks clean 😋🫀🍴🐷🍷
youtu.be/fZ24Bgv49nc
youtu.be/fZ24Bgv49nc
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
In episode six, "In the Name of the Father" the daddiest of clowns emerges in what might be the most sickening cliffhanger episode we've experienced in quite a while.
#ITWelcomeToDerry
#ITWelcomeToDerry
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In episode six, "In the Name of the Father" the daddiest of clowns emerges in what might be the most sickening cliffhanger episode we've experienced in quite a while.
#ITWelcomeToDerry
#ITWelcomeToDerry
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
youtu.be/D7J0aWa8YPw
youtu.be/D7J0aWa8YPw
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
youtu.be/D7J0aWa8YPw
youtu.be/D7J0aWa8YPw
🎄✨ Want to tag along for the full trip? Every detour, meltdown, emotional pit stop, and all the scenes we had to trim for copyright? Our entire PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES adventure is waiting for you on our Patreon!
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
🎄✨ Want to tag along for the full trip? Every detour, meltdown, emotional pit stop, and all the scenes we had to trim for copyright? Our entire PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES adventure is waiting for you on our Patreon!
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES is the kind of holiday film where every single thing goes wrong but your heart grows three sizes anyway ✈️🚂🚗
Safe travels this Holiday Season! ❤️
Safe travels this Holiday Season! ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES is the kind of holiday film where every single thing goes wrong but your heart grows three sizes anyway ✈️🚂🚗
Safe travels this Holiday Season! ❤️
Safe travels this Holiday Season! ❤️
Our very first journey with PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES was chaotic, unhinged, and unexpectedly heartwarming! Steve Martin and John Candy had us giggling, stressed, endeared, and emotional all at once...
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Our very first journey with PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES was chaotic, unhinged, and unexpectedly heartwarming! Steve Martin and John Candy had us giggling, stressed, endeared, and emotional all at once...
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
In episode five, "Neibolt Street" is officially a war zone. The whole town feels seconds from collapse, tensions are boiling over, and here comes Pennywise to slay the day… and you’ll want to see every second of IT 👀💀🍿
#ITWelcomeToDerry
#ITWelcomeToDerry
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
In episode five, "Neibolt Street" is officially a war zone. The whole town feels seconds from collapse, tensions are boiling over, and here comes Pennywise to slay the day… and you’ll want to see every second of IT 👀💀🍿
#ITWelcomeToDerry
#ITWelcomeToDerry
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
youtu.be/Je6gPadjDp8
youtu.be/Je6gPadjDp8
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
youtu.be/Je6gPadjDp8
youtu.be/Je6gPadjDp8
😏🔪 Our Scary Movie 3 reaction is live, but Patreon Pumpkins get the very raunchy, uncut version. Come giggle, shriek, and clutch your popcorn with us!
www.patreon.com/posts/scary-...
www.patreon.com/posts/scary-...
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
😏🔪 Our Scary Movie 3 reaction is live, but Patreon Pumpkins get the very raunchy, uncut version. Come giggle, shriek, and clutch your popcorn with us!
www.patreon.com/posts/scary-...
www.patreon.com/posts/scary-...
🛸📼 We’re jumping into a first-time watch of SCARY MOVIE 3 that left us cackling, confused, and deeply concerned for all cornfields in America. Between Regina Hall stealing every single scene and Anna Faris at peak Cindy chaos, this just might be the silliest entry yet 👽😂🌽
youtu.be/WMJ9y_HkSe8
youtu.be/WMJ9y_HkSe8
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
🛸📼 We’re jumping into a first-time watch of SCARY MOVIE 3 that left us cackling, confused, and deeply concerned for all cornfields in America. Between Regina Hall stealing every single scene and Anna Faris at peak Cindy chaos, this just might be the silliest entry yet 👽😂🌽
youtu.be/WMJ9y_HkSe8
youtu.be/WMJ9y_HkSe8
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
In #ITWelcometoDerry episode 4, "The Great Swirling Apparatus of Our Planet's Function" Fear tightens its grip on Derry as Charlotte fights to save Hank from his twisted fate... grab the popcorn, the real drama is just beginning...you're going to want to... see this with your own eyes 👀
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
In #ITWelcometoDerry episode 4, "The Great Swirling Apparatus of Our Planet's Function" Fear tightens its grip on Derry as Charlotte fights to save Hank from his twisted fate... grab the popcorn, the real drama is just beginning...you're going to want to... see this with your own eyes 👀
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
youtu.be/3r76OEsQ1iw
youtu.be/3r76OEsQ1iw
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
youtu.be/3r76OEsQ1iw
youtu.be/3r76OEsQ1iw
If you're a Fannibal, a queer little chaos gremlin, or just someone who enjoys a well-dressed man committing unspeakable acts, you’re in for a treat. 🔪🧠💋 But if you want it uncut, uncensored, undercooked, and served rare, head over to our Patreon
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If you're a Fannibal, a queer little chaos gremlin, or just someone who enjoys a well-dressed man committing unspeakable acts, you’re in for a treat. 🔪🧠💋 But if you want it uncut, uncensored, undercooked, and served rare, head over to our Patreon
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans 🫘🍷
youtu.be/p9azjD-8Hd4
youtu.be/p9azjD-8Hd4
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans 🫘🍷
youtu.be/p9azjD-8Hd4
youtu.be/p9azjD-8Hd4
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
🪦👻 From gaggy graveyard chase scenes to Dick Hallorann shining a little too close to the sun, Episode 3 takes us deeper into Derry’s rotted history.
#ITWelcomeToDerry
#ITWelcomeToDerry
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
🪦👻 From gaggy graveyard chase scenes to Dick Hallorann shining a little too close to the sun, Episode 3 takes us deeper into Derry’s rotted history.
#ITWelcomeToDerry
#ITWelcomeToDerry
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
youtu.be/YDd-JBbbnik
youtu.be/YDd-JBbbnik
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
youtu.be/YDd-JBbbnik
youtu.be/YDd-JBbbnik
🌩️ Want to see the full experiment unfold? The sparks, the sorrow, the madness of Frankenstein playing god, all captured in our uncut reaction, locked safely away in the Petty Patreon Vault!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/franke...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/franke...
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
🌩️ Want to see the full experiment unfold? The sparks, the sorrow, the madness of Frankenstein playing god, all captured in our uncut reaction, locked safely away in the Petty Patreon Vault!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/franke...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/franke...
🕯️ So join us, if you dare, for our first time watch of Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN (2025), a love story built from grief, guilt, and grave-dirt longing 🫀 🥀 🪦
youtu.be/QPT7Pq5yIhM
youtu.be/QPT7Pq5yIhM
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🕯️ So join us, if you dare, for our first time watch of Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN (2025), a love story built from grief, guilt, and grave-dirt longing 🫀 🥀 🪦
youtu.be/QPT7Pq5yIhM
youtu.be/QPT7Pq5yIhM