Stephen Hopkins
@phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social
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Asst Prof (Old English & Old Norse). Book on hell & apocrypha. Phil-lol-ogist, word-lover, pun-makar, collector of dictionaries, glamorer of grammar. He/his
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Depends on the baby in my experience
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Do you bake them after, or just chuck em in the dryer?
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People say they don't teach real world skills in college anymore.

People are wrong. We tried writing in cuneiform yesterday in my "What is a word?" class
Room full of students happily molding their own clay tablets Some of these folks have bright futures as scribes! Student hand holding bamboo reed and writing their name in cuneiform Another student writing cuneiform on their clay tablet next to an inferior tablet (a so-called smart phone) My own miserable attempt to transliterate my name in cuneiform: S T I F N
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🙏🙏🙏
It's "entered production", so hopefully it'll be out early '26!
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🚨THIS BOOK IS ALMOST REAL!!!🚨

@manchesterup.bsky.social out here making dreams come true!
Book cover preview of "Translating hell: Vernacular theology and apocrypha in the medieval North Sea" by yours truly. 

Cover image of a hell mouth from the Utrecht Psalter (ca. 9th c)
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I've toyed with it, but I've always used Wright's. Neither his nor Lambdin's is very user friendly, alas!

W. H. Bennett is somewhat more user friendly...but isn't easy to find

Gary Miller's grammar is a mighty reference tool, but not a proper textbook per se
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In sketching something so inane one worries about botching two poles of slang a century and an ocean apart. Nevertheless
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okay but do we *need* a gen z Jeeves fanfic
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real ones recognize the original sussy baka
Manuscript illustration of Auðhumla the primeval cow from Norse mythology. One assumes the phrase sussy baka could be construed thus in the Iberian peninsula particularly
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Worried my 3 year old is showing symptoms of being proto-Brythonic.

His sister is obsessed with kpop demon hunters, yet he keeps calling it "p-pop demon hunter"
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Compiling a slang dictionary with students is *always* a good time
Whiteboard with scribbled entries for: face card, chuzz, shyt, gyat(t), and attempted definitions and/or deeivations
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Watching a classic with the kids this weekend
Noamward Bound: like homeward bound but every per has Chomsky s face. Maybe that grammar is truly universal
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It's much catchier than when I sing out their other required books: "holler if you have Bosworth and Toller", "hit the floor if you brought klaeber iv" and so on
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Some do, some discover the classics in my classroom
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Do you ever make a slide and think "the hell is wrong with me?"
PowerPoint slide featuring badly photoshopped Sisqo thong song album cover with Walter Ong inside Sisqo's head
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Come now, it's an historical specimen!

Plus, it's the biggest single volume in my office. Never underestimate the power of a prop in the classroom!
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YES. We looked for one at the store yesterday, to no avail. In 2 weeks, I'll be set!
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I think of it as my scholarly approximation of lugging stones up Mt Purgatorio
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BIG DICTIONARY ENERGY

Carried some 33lbs of lexicography a half mile to class this morning so students could partake of an ancient activity known as "looking up words"

This scholarly body is sore 💪😅
Heap o' dictionaries: Webster's 3rd NID (~12.5 lbs), vol 20 of the print OED (7 lbs), Liberman's Analytic Dictionary of English Etymology, Seat's Etymological, Johnson's abridged, and Cawdrey's A Table Alphabeticall
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they *did* promise PhD level performance...