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philford.bsky.social
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@philford.bsky.social
9.3K followers 1.4K following 6.2K posts
Just me and my cat 🐈 He/him Ig: philford88 📍London, UK
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · Nov 24
So hot I might die 🛀🏻
A photo of a hairy bald man with a ginger beard sat in a bubble bath
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1h
Another weekend over. Can't cope.
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 5h
Stop it!
philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 6h
💀💀💀💀
philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 6h
(I'm much older than 31!!)
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 6h
Is my bank trying to flirt with me?
Screenshot from Lloyds Bank showing a photo of post author with the age calculator showing 31.
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 11h
"good service" 🤔🤔🤔
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 12h
One of us will win but who will it be
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 12h
Now I just need to be under you
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
There's a Calm app advert on Instagram and it's like "look at the end of the tunnel and breathe" and I'm sorry is this meant to calm me down because the end of the tunnel moves around the screen and doesn't stay in the right place and makes me less calm 😅
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
My cough keeps giving me the hiccups 😭😭
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Feeling racey and lacey 😇
Photo of a man's legs and butt in a blue lace detailed jock strap.
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Oh he's Brazilian
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Oh Hugo 😍 I sent the below only today 😅
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
You look very handsome here let's kiss
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
He never sits this close to me 😭😭😭
Photo of a bald and bearded man who is SICK. He's lying on a sofa in a t-shirt and some boxer shorts and his orange cat is lay next to him.
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Wow
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Male pattern baldness works well xxx
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Wishing you a speedy recovery 🤗
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
I'm at my most manly when I'm unwell. I.e. a complete baby.

I feel so rotten that I don't know what to do with myself 😭
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
The feeling is SO mutual baby 🥹
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Reading these replies
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah. It's been creeping for the last couple of days but I had a terrible night. I feel rotten.
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Not right now but I'm sure once I'm getting a bit more human
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
You don't even have a pet!?
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Thanks! 😇