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phillip jane stressman
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award winning producer of dangerous times at chillhaven high

they/she
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December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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we gotta get some more funny people on here
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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impossible to describe how it felt in the mid-90s when "Possum Kingdom" was on the radio in good rotation, at work trying to mop up the glass/acid spill of a cartload of pickle boxes crashed on the floor while someone screams "Do you wanna die?" from a speaker cut into the drop ceiling.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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When I’m trying to find a gender-neutral alternative to “ladies and gentlemen”
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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We love Dearborn, Michigan
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
this an indictment of the left, btw
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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idk how I lived without noise cancelling earphones for so long.... the world is so loud and repulsive to me, a beautiful elegant princess
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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the mind of the artist
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
chat is this good
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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They used the equivalent energy consumption of the entire 19th century melting stadiums full of the world's most advanced processing chips in order to make a computer that cant do math
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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CARTOON/TWEETY2.GIF
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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the pope is not “based” or “woke” unless and until he abolishes the catholic church and distributes its wealth among all those it harmed
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
theres a new kind of tick that gives you gender dysphoria when it bites you
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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As close to a black comedy as Ari Aster is gonna get with his bonkers mind lmao

9/10
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Plur1bus (2025)
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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she better run
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
nancy rules
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1952
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM