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Saturday is the Ballard Elks Holiday Market! 12/6 from 11-4. Come see the local makers and shop small. 🎄 6411 Seaview Ave NW
Ballard Elks holiday market today 11-4! Come see us.
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ballard Elks holiday market today 11-4! Come see us.
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Saturday is the Ballard Elks Holiday Market! 12/6 from 11-4. Come see the local makers and shop small. 🎄 6411 Seaview Ave NW
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Saturday is the Ballard Elks Holiday Market! 12/6 from 11-4. Come see the local makers and shop small. 🎄 6411 Seaview Ave NW
Hey! You can make and eat #Thanksgiving foods on a Wednesday if you want to. Or ANY day!
a pie with a shark on top of it and the word pie on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hey! You can make and eat #Thanksgiving foods on a Wednesday if you want to. Or ANY day!
The customer is not always right. If I had a store on Michaels Makerplace, I would not make anyone a custom engraving that reads "The Anderson". Or "The Anderson's". We should have to take a #grammar pledge before we're allowed to open a store on Etsy. #proofreading
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The customer is not always right. If I had a store on Michaels Makerplace, I would not make anyone a custom engraving that reads "The Anderson". Or "The Anderson's". We should have to take a #grammar pledge before we're allowed to open a store on Etsy. #proofreading
I just learned of another art market I'm in this season. Come see me at the Stoup Capitol Hill Winter Market on Thursday, December 11th from 5–8 PM. (Broadway location) Maybe I'll make some new beer-themed Santa prints! 🍺 🎅 #Seattle #artmarket #shoplocal
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I just learned of another art market I'm in this season. Come see me at the Stoup Capitol Hill Winter Market on Thursday, December 11th from 5–8 PM. (Broadway location) Maybe I'll make some new beer-themed Santa prints! 🍺 🎅 #Seattle #artmarket #shoplocal
I’m staying in Washington for Christmas this year. That means, I’ll miss my favorite pastime- Looking at my sister’s Christmas cards to see which of her friends pluralizes their surname with an apostrophe. 🧐🤣🙄 #grammar #proofreading #christmascards
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m staying in Washington for Christmas this year. That means, I’ll miss my favorite pastime- Looking at my sister’s Christmas cards to see which of her friends pluralizes their surname with an apostrophe. 🧐🤣🙄 #grammar #proofreading #christmascards
Please repost! My next holiday market is on Saturday, Dec 6th at Ballard Elks Lodge, 6411 Seaview Ave NW. 30+ makers and artists: ornaments, cards, jewelry, gifts, and more. www.facebook.com/share/17emfH...
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Please repost! My next holiday market is on Saturday, Dec 6th at Ballard Elks Lodge, 6411 Seaview Ave NW. 30+ makers and artists: ornaments, cards, jewelry, gifts, and more. www.facebook.com/share/17emfH...
Today! The Crown Hill holiday market is from 1-5. Come see all the local makers at JRA bike shop. #Seattle #holidaymarket #CrownHill #shoplocal #smallbusinesssaturday
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Today! The Crown Hill holiday market is from 1-5. Come see all the local makers at JRA bike shop. #Seattle #holidaymarket #CrownHill #shoplocal #smallbusinesssaturday
The Crown Hill Holiday Market is on Saturday, November 22nd from 1-5 at JRA Bike Shop! Would you do me a favor and re-share this / tell all your friends and neighbors? PleaseAndThankYouSoMuch! #Seattle #CrownHill #HolidayMarket #SmallBusinessSaturday #ShopLocal
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The Crown Hill Holiday Market is on Saturday, November 22nd from 1-5 at JRA Bike Shop! Would you do me a favor and re-share this / tell all your friends and neighbors? PleaseAndThankYouSoMuch! #Seattle #CrownHill #HolidayMarket #SmallBusinessSaturday #ShopLocal
Crown Hill Holiday market is happening Saturday Nov 22nd! Come see us at 1120 NW 85th St from 1-5. (Former JRA bike shop) Local makers and artists, ears and drinks, Photo Booth, and more!
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Crown Hill Holiday market is happening Saturday Nov 22nd! Come see us at 1120 NW 85th St from 1-5. (Former JRA bike shop) Local makers and artists, ears and drinks, Photo Booth, and more!
My next art market is Saturday November 22nd! Crown Hill Holiday Market at 1120 NW 85th St. (formerly JRA bike shop) Vendors wanted! Message me www.crownhillvillage.org/event/holida... #Seattle #artmarket #holidaymarket
Holiday Market - Crown Hill Village Association
Nov 22nd
1-5 PM
at JRA Bike Shop
1120 NW 85th St
The Crown Hill Holiday Market is bringing you hyper local makers and artisans to make it easy to support small businesses. Stop by for some gifts as...
www.crownhillvillage.org
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My next art market is Saturday November 22nd! Crown Hill Holiday Market at 1120 NW 85th St. (formerly JRA bike shop) Vendors wanted! Message me www.crownhillvillage.org/event/holida... #Seattle #artmarket #holidaymarket
I made a dumb t-shirt. “Fartkontrol is a speedbump warning in Norwegian, and a gassy dad warning in English” by @bsky.phillustrations on @cottonbureau.com — cottonbureau.com/p/2E24WT/shi....
Fartkontrol is a speedbump warning in Norwegian, and a gassy dad warning in English by Phillustrations
Fartkontrol means speedbump in Norway, but it's also a good warning sign for any gassy dads or kids.
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November 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I made a dumb t-shirt. “Fartkontrol is a speedbump warning in Norwegian, and a gassy dad warning in English” by @bsky.phillustrations on @cottonbureau.com — cottonbureau.com/p/2E24WT/shi....
Good morning, #Seattle! Happy #Halloween! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Good morning, #Seattle! Happy #Halloween! 🎃
This looks scary! I mean the typo. And the centered bullet list?! 😱 #proofreading #graphicdesign
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This looks scary! I mean the typo. And the centered bullet list?! 😱 #proofreading #graphicdesign
Save the date, and come see us December 6th at the Ballard Elks Holiday Market. 🎅 #Seattle #holidaymarket #stockingstuffers #makersmarket
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Save the date, and come see us December 6th at the Ballard Elks Holiday Market. 🎅 #Seattle #holidaymarket #stockingstuffers #makersmarket
PSA: (Phil Scroggs announcement) In one week, we 'fall' back. That's when Standard Time restarts. (PST) It's still * Daylight Time until November 1st. (PDT) But, "PT" works year-round. #PDT #DaylightTime
October 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
PSA: (Phil Scroggs announcement) In one week, we 'fall' back. That's when Standard Time restarts. (PST) It's still * Daylight Time until November 1st. (PDT) But, "PT" works year-round. #PDT #DaylightTime
October 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I miss What We Do in the Shadows. Wish there was a new season on now.
a man with a beard is standing in a dark room holding a camera and saying yes .
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October 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I miss What We Do in the Shadows. Wish there was a new season on now.
It's finally October. #spookyseason
october 31 is written on a black background
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October 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's finally October. #spookyseason
I live in Seattle, which is one place where JK Live is still off-air. But, I'm watching the show on YouTube. So, suck it,
KOMO4 / Sinclair. youtu.be/c1tjh_ZO_tY?... #JimmyKimmel #SinclairMedia #Seattle
KOMO4 / Sinclair. youtu.be/c1tjh_ZO_tY?... #JimmyKimmel #SinclairMedia #Seattle
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
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September 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I live in Seattle, which is one place where JK Live is still off-air. But, I'm watching the show on YouTube. So, suck it,
KOMO4 / Sinclair. youtu.be/c1tjh_ZO_tY?... #JimmyKimmel #SinclairMedia #Seattle
KOMO4 / Sinclair. youtu.be/c1tjh_ZO_tY?... #JimmyKimmel #SinclairMedia #Seattle