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phlegmboy.bsky.social
Cheminism🏴
@phlegmboy.bsky.social
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Average they/she anarchist. Ally of bisexuals.
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Sometimes you do your eyeliner on a whim and you’re not planning to leave the house so it must be shown on the internet
My face + aforementioned eyeliner
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Can’t work because my cat is resting on my arm.
My cat resting on my arm
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Maybe, against all odds..
Grindr message to me: “How much for your rent” I responded: “Are you trying to start a tenant’s union”
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Stains on the ceiling
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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My face with red liquid all over A bottle containing red liquid, with a huge red spill
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Making blood kombucha ☺️💖
6 bottles of red liquid on a countertop
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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“I guess I’m coming out hehe”
Intricate quilt pattern Intricate quilt pattern
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Andorian general Shran from star Trek enterprise with a speech bubble Under his mouth, pointing to the quoted tweet
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I’m suspended on twitter so I can’t respond to the most asinine responses to my tweets
Twitter screenshot where I quoted a tweet, and received a reply from someone else. The quoted tweet is in response to a vegan account saying animals don’t want to be eaten. It’s an AI-generated image of a cooked chicken with its legs spread apart in a sexual way, saying “Then explain this” I quoted the tweet saying “I love how people are mad at vegans for pointing out the obvious relationship between patriarchy and meat consumption laid bare in posts like this.” Dubzy Twitter user Leonid @politbureaucrat replies: “Marx, Engels and Lenin ate meat. Hitler didn't.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Look at themmmm
Same plants as before but now they’re grown
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The complete lack of commitment to any belief is so cvnty
Screenshot of a tweet containing an image of the logos of a bunch of AI products arranged in a triangle/pyramid. The tweet caption is “This is all you need to make a billion dollar company in 2025” The reply says “🧠 is all you need to use all these tools” OP replies with “😂 facts bro”
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Say hello to Fergle, Flurrish, and Feeble (named by my bf)
Fergle: potted wheatgrass in a larger pot, the grass is sparse and more translucent Flurrish: same size as Fergle but the grass is taller and a deeper green Feeble: a much smaller pot with very short and very translucent grads
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Gonna seek attention here
My face My face, smiling Me in a movie theater Me in a movie theater
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Messed up how I wanna go do art and she decides to be cute
My kitty, with her eyes closed, enjoying scritches
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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he's evolved, he has wings and whiskers now
August 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Purple guy turned out kinda cute
Purple guy with glasses Purple guy in jacket and pants and stuff
August 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Been making some whacky shit in blender while I was away. Sorry but the alt texts will be short because I’m not good with words.
Purple guy with purple eyes and coral growth on his head and patterned skin Lizard guy in a tactical looking outfit. Human looking skin. Digitigrade. Kinda looks like mewtwo Scorpion weasel. Half scorpion, half weasel. The weasel half is the front Big caterpillar looking guy with four arms and four eyes attached to his head. Black and green colors
August 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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My brain can’t help but see people being terrible and think “okay but kinda camp”
Gonna start saying “IV. Bitterness” whenever I wanna express that my opponent is 100% correct but I wanna keep being a hater
July 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Has this been done before
Image featuring Aristotle and Plato in the “School of Athens” by Raphael, with a text layover saying “it’s always the two dumb bitches telling eachother ‘exactlyyyy’”
June 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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They even draw all the lines 😭
Faces shown before and after eyeliner is applied, with lines drawn on top of the photo below the nose and under the eye, with the caption “Reduce the midface ratio”
June 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I just made this meme and y'all have made it so useful
Comic featuring two people talking: First panel: Person labeled Iranian feminist: "The Islamic republic shouldn't kill women for not wearing hijab" person labeled "average western leftist": I just fantasized about Israel nuking your family" Second panel: The Iranian feminist looking at the average western leftist with a mix of disgust and confusion
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Comic featuring two people talking: First panel: Person labeled Iranian feminist: "The Islamic republic shouldn't kill women for not wearing hijab" person labeled "average western leftist": I just fantasized about Israel nuking your family" Second panel: The Iranian feminist looking at the average western leftist with a mix of disgust and confusion
June 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I hate Israel.
Photo of smoke from bombs rising from various areas in Tehran
June 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Cross post from xuitter
The global media dominance of the US and to some extent the west in general contributes to a depressing dynamic wherein people in the middle east grow up somewhat exposed to US pop culture (or even niche subcultures), develop various emotional connections with the art and the people who make it, and then later get bombed by those same people who can’t spot your country on a map
June 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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June 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM