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Patents Pete
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Mostly posting dumb screenshots of patents and occasionally about sports. Recently started playing around with some fun data visualization: https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/peter.hoagland
Loved it! As somewhat of a lapsed catholic I thought it handled a lot of the religious discussions very intelligently and without condescension. And they were some of the most gripping moments in the movie. Josh O’Connor and Glenn Close were stunning. Incredibly fun time!
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
lmao something about that name! My Maxwell was fascinated by running water and figured out how to flush the toilet in my apartment just to watch the bowl fill back up. The first time he did it I was like “who the fuck is here?!” I went into my bathroom to find this. Genuinely the weirdest cat lol
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Me: you know that cliche about firemen rescuing cats from trees? That’s probably a myth right, I mean how could cats get stuck up in trees all the time like that
Maxwell: hold my catnip
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
(its otherwise been an absolutely terrible year that will take decades to fully recover from 😕)
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I was reading one for book club and I was like “wow this woman loves staring at rivulets on this man’s body…also I’m getting really annoyed by the word ‘rivulet’ right now”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This movie rules so hard
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Think it’s just called Ladders but I can’t remember (the one with golf balls connected by a rope and you have to throw them and get them wrapped around a rung of a pvc ladder)
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
True hero shit 🫡
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
To be fair, Hippie Wastoid is an exceptional band name
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
damn I teared up watching those kids. hell-fucking-yeah
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
lmao I haven’t gotten the chance to watch it yet but I’m so looking forward to it!
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Other characters referring to Keri Russell as if she’s schlubby and not the most beautiful woman in the world is a hilarious bit
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’m watching at a bar and was trying to figure out why that was happening lol. Thanks!
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
uhhh…afraid to ask, but what did I miss
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I only just got around to watching Materialists a couple days ago and was pretty disgusted seeing her in it. Glad that might be the last time I see her in something
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
As an archduke I am INCENSED
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
His “can you really do that?” line at the kitchen table was one of my favorite lines in a movie full of great ones. Incredible job holding it down along such veteran actors
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
“It’s actually bad for you to only [watch episodes where people] do drugs on weekends”
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is just a side note because it’s beside the major point, but I absolutely hate that we’ve just accepted this as a normal form of communication from our president. This shit is so fucking embarrassing
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM