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Phorrums
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Alex, She/Her

Mostly gaming. Guaranteed dumbest person in the room. Some #art now I guess, since 2024.
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It's great to play because I don't understand it, esp when getting writing like this
Screenshot from Eye Divine Cybermancy, cropped to only show a dialogue box with a looter named Isaak. They say "Hey, did you know I had 8 different children with 5-armed whores from Venus?" Below you have two possible responses. "And why should I be interested in that?" and "Just sleep it off, pile of shit!"
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I become more obsessed with EYE by the day. Finally get a payoff to a non-quest-quest secret to get a pirate treasure and it turns out to be wall chicken and a briefcase of money.
Screenshot from EYE Divine Cybermancy. Inside of a dark tomb a block of a pillar is carved out to hide a briefcase of brouzoufs (money), and a fast food meal, burgers, drinks, and fries. Similar to the previous image, you steal the briefcase of brouzoufs.
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Terrifying button, thank you Infinity Nikki.
Screenshot from Infinity Nikki of a menu button that reads "Sign Pact" with a big red sticker on the corner that simply says "Value" with no other context. Found inside the Dreamland Shodwcase, Dreamland Chronicles menu.
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Playing Total Warhammer (3), first total war game I've played since the PC Gamer demo disc of Shogun I think?

Anyway, trying to figure out my own soldier AI has me 😩😭 please just encircle the guy instead of staying in formation and facing the other way,,
Screenshot from Total War: Warhammer 3. On an icy battlefield a line of men stand beside a chaos foe, facing the opposite direction. Unmoving, not attacking.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Okay Guild Wars Reforged kinda surprised me and got me to impulse purchase it.

The funny thing is I have so many memories of GW but only the arena because the "PvP-Only Character" got to start at the level cap lol.
Selection screen from Guild Wars to choose between a Roleplaying or PvP-Only character.
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Shot of an anime girl, focused on a stone being dropped, with the narration reading "Saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock."
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Seeing a clip of it makes me feel like that guy posting on Miiverse about video game water
A set of cropped screenshots from a Nintendo social media platform set together of someone named "Mario WiiU" as they post about different depictions of videogame water that they find pleasing. Posts reading as "Nice water," "nice looking water," "amazing water," "amazing looking water for a GBA game," and "amazing looking water in this game"
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Guess which post caused this spike...

I wonder if I missed my chance with making a redbubble considering life has just been a lot lately.
Anisota's Bluesky Harvest graph titled "Engagements Received" with a over-fourteen-thousand engagements on posts in November, dwarfing all the other months on the chart.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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nice
Anisota's Bluesky Harvest graph titled "Image Posts" listing a circle graph showing 100% of my images have alt text, considered 104% above average. Anisota's Bluesky Harvest detailed view of the previous image's graph. 100% of images have alt text, 104% above average. 858 Total images, 135% above average. Zero images missing alt text, and 181 average character length for alt text, 49% above average.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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I'm honestly surprised but also I'm just repost heavy which is why it feels like I spam too much.
Anisota's Bluesky harvest, showing a graph titled "Grass Touching" showing the split between online on the far left and offline on the far right gauged by the number of posts per day. I was set as "Daytime Poster" with 4 posts per day.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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I was given the objective to survive here with no context or timer so uh, yeah I guess.
Screenshot from Eye Divine Cybermancy. Four automated turrets and four clones of yourself fire down a walkway into a doorway, leaving the maximum number of bullet decals allowed by the source engine.
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Nvidia proves this to be true somehow lol

Another 30 billion from OpenAI after investing 10 billion in them.
Characters from Spongebob playing basketball. Patrick Star is gloating after a score. This is the template image often used in the "Another [number of things] for [something]" meme.
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Dark Souls 2 boss Demon of Song, a frog like monster with a face and hands coming out of the mouth of the frog's body.
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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rude
The gate to the DLC is closed.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I thought I did not have the DLC on the base Dark Souls 2...
Dark Souls 2 screenshot. Inside the Shrine of Winter.
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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The subtitle parsing? not so much,,
Screenshot from Warhammer Vermintide 2. The player is standing with a character named Olesya Pimenova while she gives a long speech, represented as a giant wall of subtitle text.
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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unrelated but also hey at least the culling works well
A set of three screenshots from Warhammer Fantasy, Vermintide 2. The player is watching themselves from the third person, waiting to be revived by a teammate. Another player is in front also waiting for a revive. The environment of cold castle stone, skeletal inlays and crypt gates flickers from view as the camera turns, showing the bare void beyond the maps boundaries. A set of three screenshots from Warhammer Fantasy, Vermintide 2. The player is watching themselves from the third person, waiting to be revived by a teammate. Another player is in front also waiting for a revive. The environment of cold castle stone, skeletal inlays and crypt gates flickers from view as the camera turns, showing the bare void beyond the maps boundaries. A set of three screenshots from Warhammer Fantasy, Vermintide 2. The player is watching themselves from the third person, waiting to be revived by a teammate. Another player is in front also waiting for a revive. The environment of cold castle stone, skeletal inlays and crypt gates flickers from view as the camera turns, showing the bare void beyond the maps boundaries.
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I just kinda assumed she would wear that fuck ass bob with pride.
The text "The adeptas Sororitas barber after giving 800 new sisters of battle the same fuck ass bob" followed by a picture of Hayao Miyazaki rubbing his face and head in frustration.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Just some unfinished stuff,also just one of those things where using a reference for a character just kinda makes it look like someone in cosplay lol #Art
Digital art of Mizi Alien Stage. A woman with pink hair and yellow eyes, wearing a white form-fitted dress.
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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the baddest bitch to ever do it
Screenshot from Gundam Double Zeta of Iino wearing a dress with the subtitles: Person 1: "What a getup" Person 2: "I think it suits me."
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Frampt, what happened to ya buddy?
Screenshot of Dark Souls 2 of a being made of a jumbled mess of tree roots, flesh, and magma, speaks to the player. "No one has come this far, not for a very long while."
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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listen, hey, listen.

I dont wanna,.
Screenshot from dark souls 2 looking over a cavern filled with spider webs.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Hate them so much im using my magic crossbow bolts on them
Screenshot from Dark Souls 2. The player is looking into a building where several monsterous spiders lay in wait to ambush the player. Same position as before, but the player is holding their crossbow after shooting all the spiders.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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"What the dog doing" burning in hell I hope.

fuck royal rat authority.
Screenshot from Dark Souls 2. The Victory Achieved message is displayed over the player after defeating the Royal Rat Authority boss. A pool of toxin is on the floor.
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The reason NPC dialogue can be so good is because it can catch you off-guard since it doesn't need all the cinematic wrappings just to present itself, sometimes you just get a kid who destroyed you on the spot:
Screenshot from Nier Replicant. Nier speaking with a child inside of a library, the child asks "Hey mister, how come I can't see my dad?"
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM