Phragmosis Jones (she/her)
phragmosisjones.bsky.social
Phragmosis Jones (she/her)
@phragmosisjones.bsky.social
neurodivergent nerd. London based.
white cis woman. mostly a reply account
no, but they do have a candy cane.

Or this slightly odd glass crocodile.
October 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
although they also have other ornaments priced individually at £145, I see
October 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
see also, for the oddly specific price of £25.95:
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
personally I prefer a maximalist paper-based to do list, but it's all about personal preference
October 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
October 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I love this griffin, its expression looks like a very silly cat that is also high on painkillers 😅
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
wow, that's awesome! Where from?

I can't quite work out what the carving in the second photo, centre right is? My brain wants to read it as a big bird with a smaller bird perched on its back, but I'm not convinced...
October 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Mattel make a lot of small runs of niche appeal Barbie dolls for adult collectors now, I wonder if they've considered expanding into the market for politicians
September 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
having a good day on wikipedia
September 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
mountain goats are truly a glitch in the Matrix

who tf would look at this and think "ah yes, an animal perfectly optimised for climbing up sheer rock faces"
September 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
which is rubbish, of course- non-human animals cannot be Protestant.

Except for the ermine.

(it's name is derived from
'Armenian mouse', which obv refers to Armenia the country, not Arminius the theologian. I just like the idea of them debating salvation with Calvin (and his chipmunks) 🙏)
August 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
...ffs, Bluesky, it's a wikipedia page about genetics
August 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
don't forget security! It costs £2000 per event to prevent women from speaking
July 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
a man is left at the altar after his fiancée discovers he has terribly neglected his adopted son with special needs
June 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
yeah, I don't know if it's just me (using Safari on an iPhone) but the link in the post text just directs me to the homepage:
June 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
sheepshead fish! (gotta plug my obscure animals special interest any chance I get)
May 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
was just thinking about this yesterday- Come True (2020) by Anthony Scott Burns. Excellent take on the often-tired concept of horror story about sleep clinic experiments, with wonderful dream logic and a fantastic way of creating a sense of creeping dread via low-res visuals.
May 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
He has since tweeted again with the same message, and a plea for Both Sides to get along, while ignoring the fact that the person he was quote-tweeting called trans women 'men'.
May 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
she funds transphobic groups and then jokes about it when the court cases she paid for result in legal protections being withdrawn from British trans people:
May 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
how long do you think Labour will keep marketing via Bluesky? Check out that ratio:
April 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
February 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
😞 owls are super kinkshamey. It's why they always look so judgemental.
February 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
so I've been thinking about this a lot, and I've come to an important conclusion: the mata mata turtle is just the reptile equivalent of Pyramid Head
February 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
February 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM