Aw, Kathryn, have a heart! It's not his fault that he's TERRIBLE at typing with one hand.

Demonstrating they're smarter than anyone working in the White House.

You cannot buy an identity. Or, rather, you aren't buying the identity you think you are. You bought a Man Who Works Hard truck, but got a Guy Who's Very Insecure bullymobile.

Ironic that the people claiming their goal is to MAGA have no idea what made America great in the first place.

I'm thinking some kind of fund-raising auction. Winner gets to give the order to “Kill `em all!”

You make a good point. Thanks.

I thought trans all wanted convertibles?

(I'll see myself out…)

Do lazy people even exist? No, no, really. So many things that were seen as moral failings are being overcome by treating them as medical conditions, it makes me wonder if there really are humans who simply choose to achieve nothing with their life? Perhaps the very notion of “lazy” is ableist?

Why is there a “wrong” way to “get here”?

The year is 2055. There is no longer any reliable way of diagnosing dementia. Stephen Colbert is re-elected Crown Prince of DC. He has been dead for seven years.

(“Widget” is just a stand-in for processing QRT4 forms and filling CRC18s. 😀)

What they have in common is once upon a time making it to the front of the line for a ride at Disneyworld, only to have someone with a disabled child cut in front of them. SO UNFAIR.

This was decades ago, so it's not quite as bad.

Yeah, unfortunately, you're right.

Indeed, I've wondered why anyone needs to register to vote in person. Being physically present somewhere gives you a stake in the outcome of an election, so why can't you vote?

Ah, but if needed extra time, that's an indicator that you won't output as many widgets per hour, which is bad for your future employer, because you won't be as profitable to exploit.