Love wingspan!

If she's written down every mistake they have ever made, she'll never stop writing

Probably means the Canary

Student bars and people who have read the first few bit of Das Kapital but couldn't be arsed to make it to the ending

Every article in the Times/Telegraph et al has been essentially well off people complaining about how they have a massive house and can't afford to pay this tax

I can't think of anything both

1) more focused to annoy everyone

2) just how out of touch are these newspapers?

Its extraordinary

She's been furious since she found out that she has to sleep in the same room more than once a week

I'm guessing she would be fairly miffed to get a bed sheet or a towel

I'm just going to ask her what she means, and pretend one of my lads has got her in the sweep

Modern Communism?

Is that like modern fascism?

Executing the first born so you can get the rest of the family on the train?

Harsh but fair

Harsh but fair

I can only think that she thinks "White Goods" is something different!

We've got a family "Secret Santa" going on rather than trying to get gifts for everyone

I've got my Mum and she has helpfully put on her wish list "White Goods"

Its in Ukraine

And one of the actual five year plans of your heroes was to improve the industrialization of said basin

Not know that?

Look, I'm sure this is fun for you but you are either a bot or completely smacked off your tits, and I'm just going to be taking the piss to every reply you make

Its in Ukraine if you insist on being pedantic Dave!

Of course!

Bit early for the Xmas sherry Dave!

Big Brother House

The lack of self awareness is absolutely top drawer

Mind you, its a depressingly regular thing amongst politicians, but it does seem to be rife on the right