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@pickledsmoke.bsky.social
video weirdo, holy fool, they
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password manager wrapped
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
password manager wrapped
I feel like if a goose was a little silly with it
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I feel like if a goose was a little silly with it
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this is for you
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
this is for you
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What they don't tell you is that the puke nozzle man is always there, just inches out of frame in every single episode of Mad Men
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
What they don't tell you is that the puke nozzle man is always there, just inches out of frame in every single episode of Mad Men
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i need a nap and i’m making it everyone’s problem
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i need a nap and i’m making it everyone’s problem
Did a hard thing and passed a certification this morning yay
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Did a hard thing and passed a certification this morning yay
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Alert, alert, we have Muppet Benoit Blanc!
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Alert, alert, we have Muppet Benoit Blanc!
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December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
lol I really got a tattoo of a jar of peanut butter
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol I really got a tattoo of a jar of peanut butter
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Synecdoche, New York x Tron
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Synecdoche, New York x Tron
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Making banana bread ✨
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Making banana bread ✨
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How do people hate Ms Rachel when Blippi is right there?
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
How do people hate Ms Rachel when Blippi is right there?
Everybody else is walking around feeling absolutely insane, right?
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Everybody else is walking around feeling absolutely insane, right?
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Hot honey flavored elliptic curve
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hot honey flavored elliptic curve
Found a cardigan in the back of my closet that’s the exact same color as the (kind of ugly) scrubs I have to wear. This is a good omen, I’ve decided.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Found a cardigan in the back of my closet that’s the exact same color as the (kind of ugly) scrubs I have to wear. This is a good omen, I’ve decided.
In my biological anthropology class, we talked about human evolution in detail, and one kid tried to make a big scene. The prof shut him down immediately, like “ I’m not asking you to believe in it, I’m telling you to learn it or fail my class.” Bring back bullying.
the one in my classes was a dude who wore a custom diamond pendant and two watches every day. he proudly said his dad was in the “top 2% of earners” but he “never got handouts.” once he tried to make a point in class by comparing a concept to his disagreement w his gf about her breast size
it must be so fucking annoying to take a college class and realize one of your fellow students is trying to do some right wing attack bull shit. like who cares bro
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
In my biological anthropology class, we talked about human evolution in detail, and one kid tried to make a big scene. The prof shut him down immediately, like “ I’m not asking you to believe in it, I’m telling you to learn it or fail my class.” Bring back bullying.
Found out the director of Zootopia is named Byron Howard. If you don’t become a director with a name like By Ron Howard, you probably fucked up.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Found out the director of Zootopia is named Byron Howard. If you don’t become a director with a name like By Ron Howard, you probably fucked up.
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Still one of the great tweet exchanges
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Still one of the great tweet exchanges
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Lists are fake, years are fake; only noise is real.
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Lists are fake, years are fake; only noise is real.
Blocking all the shit I signed up to do into the calendar for January and not feeling intimidated at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Blocking all the shit I signed up to do into the calendar for January and not feeling intimidated at all
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The news has entirely failed to grasp the unprecedented scope of the ICE and DHS budgets. Nothing like it in modern history. A galaxy of public/private surveillance and caging institutions for $100,000,000,000s unleashed on a public that will be forever changed. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
ICE Wants to Go After Dissenters as well as Immigrants
The Trump administration is being open about its plans to violate Americans’ First and Fourth Amendment rights.
www.brennancenter.org
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The news has entirely failed to grasp the unprecedented scope of the ICE and DHS budgets. Nothing like it in modern history. A galaxy of public/private surveillance and caging institutions for $100,000,000,000s unleashed on a public that will be forever changed. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...