Philipp Kloeckner ✅
@pip.net
🇪🇺 Tech Analyst • Investor/Advisor • Digital Marketing & Organic Growth
🇩🇪 Co-Host Doppelgänger TechTalk Podcast
🇩🇪 Co-Host Doppelgänger TechTalk Podcast
Könnte die Deutsche Bahn ja auch mal in der Navigator App für ihre Kunden anbieten. Zeit hätte man ja oft. Aber WiFi?
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Könnte die Deutsche Bahn ja auch mal in der Navigator App für ihre Kunden anbieten. Zeit hätte man ja oft. Aber WiFi?
🚨 We're close to reaching a new record high in borrowing money for speculation. Add crypto gambles and "prediction markets" and we're already there. fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGZ1...
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
🚨 We're close to reaching a new record high in borrowing money for speculation. Add crypto gambles and "prediction markets" and we're already there. fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGZ1...
Top-Format mit erstklassigen TV-Unterhaltern.
ABER: Wenn Frank Thelen "Ich hab noch nie was gemolken" sagt, schreien ein paar Retail-Anleger auf der Couch "DOCH!" #neufund #vonfloerke #sonomotors #wirecard #lilium
ABER: Wenn Frank Thelen "Ich hab noch nie was gemolken" sagt, schreien ein paar Retail-Anleger auf der Couch "DOCH!" #neufund #vonfloerke #sonomotors #wirecard #lilium
October 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Top-Format mit erstklassigen TV-Unterhaltern.
ABER: Wenn Frank Thelen "Ich hab noch nie was gemolken" sagt, schreien ein paar Retail-Anleger auf der Couch "DOCH!" #neufund #vonfloerke #sonomotors #wirecard #lilium
ABER: Wenn Frank Thelen "Ich hab noch nie was gemolken" sagt, schreien ein paar Retail-Anleger auf der Couch "DOCH!" #neufund #vonfloerke #sonomotors #wirecard #lilium
Last photo you have taken of yourself before you hear the bone saw buzzing.
October 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Last photo you have taken of yourself before you hear the bone saw buzzing.
Took them a while, but after years, Google has started to implement an easy-to-copy emoji search feature.
October 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Took them a while, but after years, Google has started to implement an easy-to-copy emoji search feature.
Northern Data staff explaining the meteoritic rise of the company...
“Four people have been arrested in connection with an investigation into large-scale VAT fraud,” a spokesperson for the Swedish Economic Crime Authority told Bloomberg, adding the tax evasion is estimated to be more than €100mn.
“Four people have been arrested in connection with an investigation into large-scale VAT fraud,” a spokesperson for the Swedish Economic Crime Authority told Bloomberg, adding the tax evasion is estimated to be more than €100mn.
September 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Northern Data staff explaining the meteoritic rise of the company...
“Four people have been arrested in connection with an investigation into large-scale VAT fraud,” a spokesperson for the Swedish Economic Crime Authority told Bloomberg, adding the tax evasion is estimated to be more than €100mn.
“Four people have been arrested in connection with an investigation into large-scale VAT fraud,” a spokesperson for the Swedish Economic Crime Authority told Bloomberg, adding the tax evasion is estimated to be more than €100mn.
US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent pledged to provide “all options for stabilisation” to President Javier Milei to keep Argentina from falling back into crisis. Trump is bailing out Milei. Although all I read is that the country is thriving. :) www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
September 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent pledged to provide “all options for stabilisation” to President Javier Milei to keep Argentina from falling back into crisis. Trump is bailing out Milei. Although all I read is that the country is thriving. :) www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Every Oura ring sold is now valued at USD 2,000. We're not in a bubble, though.
September 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Every Oura ring sold is now valued at USD 2,000. We're not in a bubble, though.
Social media is being locked down by Trump allies. Soon, DJT will bring "his" TikTok to Europe. www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
September 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Social media is being locked down by Trump allies. Soon, DJT will bring "his" TikTok to Europe. www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
Fun Fact: Trans-Menschen glauben auch nicht, dass Frank Thelen erfolgreicher "Tech Investor" oder "Fonds-Manager" ist.
September 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Fun Fact: Trans-Menschen glauben auch nicht, dass Frank Thelen erfolgreicher "Tech Investor" oder "Fonds-Manager" ist.
18 months ago, @ElonMusk vocally called for a "moratorium on AI development". 2018 he called it "far more dangerous thank nukes".
Today, he can't wait until @Grok turns into AGI.
Today, he can't wait until @Grok turns into AGI.
September 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
18 months ago, @ElonMusk vocally called for a "moratorium on AI development". 2018 he called it "far more dangerous thank nukes".
Today, he can't wait until @Grok turns into AGI.
Today, he can't wait until @Grok turns into AGI.
Oracle's Cloud Infrastructure made 18bn in revenue in the last twelve months (LTM). The company is worth USD 1 trillion.
The other cloud hyperscalers GCP, Azure and AWS make 3-5x that revenue. Do we really think Oracle can grow data center capacity that much faster over the next 5 years?
The other cloud hyperscalers GCP, Azure and AWS make 3-5x that revenue. Do we really think Oracle can grow data center capacity that much faster over the next 5 years?
September 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Oracle's Cloud Infrastructure made 18bn in revenue in the last twelve months (LTM). The company is worth USD 1 trillion.
The other cloud hyperscalers GCP, Azure and AWS make 3-5x that revenue. Do we really think Oracle can grow data center capacity that much faster over the next 5 years?
The other cloud hyperscalers GCP, Azure and AWS make 3-5x that revenue. Do we really think Oracle can grow data center capacity that much faster over the next 5 years?
After Trump Supporter Larry Ellison becoming richest man in the World:
Elon Musk is filing for social security and floating idea of "Billionaire Tax" 🧅
Elon Musk is filing for social security and floating idea of "Billionaire Tax" 🧅
September 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
After Trump Supporter Larry Ellison becoming richest man in the World:
Elon Musk is filing for social security and floating idea of "Billionaire Tax" 🧅
Elon Musk is filing for social security and floating idea of "Billionaire Tax" 🧅
As you know from previous tweets of his, most likely the opposite is true.
As a most recent example, think about who killed hundreds of thousands by capping USAID or his MAHA worm boy RFK Jr. Killing thoudands with lunatic health policy.
As a most recent example, think about who killed hundreds of thousands by capping USAID or his MAHA worm boy RFK Jr. Killing thoudands with lunatic health policy.
September 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
As you know from previous tweets of his, most likely the opposite is true.
As a most recent example, think about who killed hundreds of thousands by capping USAID or his MAHA worm boy RFK Jr. Killing thoudands with lunatic health policy.
As a most recent example, think about who killed hundreds of thousands by capping USAID or his MAHA worm boy RFK Jr. Killing thoudands with lunatic health policy.
Why did you build that app that drove millions of Gen Z kids into consumption debt?
September 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Why did you build that app that drove millions of Gen Z kids into consumption debt?
YES........................BUT🤔
September 4, 2025 at 9:21 AM
YES........................BUT🤔
"AnaIverkehr bei DHDL" - Auch Unternehmer Frank Thelen will nicht in Anuux investieren. «Das ist nicht meine Kern-DNA.»
Aaaaaaaaaaaaach.... ENDLICH wieder super TV-Unterhaltung statt Politikdiarrhoe und Anlegerverarsche. mannschaft.com/a/analverkeh...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaach.... ENDLICH wieder super TV-Unterhaltung statt Politikdiarrhoe und Anlegerverarsche. mannschaft.com/a/analverkeh...
August 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"AnaIverkehr bei DHDL" - Auch Unternehmer Frank Thelen will nicht in Anuux investieren. «Das ist nicht meine Kern-DNA.»
Aaaaaaaaaaaaach.... ENDLICH wieder super TV-Unterhaltung statt Politikdiarrhoe und Anlegerverarsche. mannschaft.com/a/analverkeh...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaach.... ENDLICH wieder super TV-Unterhaltung statt Politikdiarrhoe und Anlegerverarsche. mannschaft.com/a/analverkeh...
Peter Thiel dresses up for the European autocratic right-wingers incl. Ex-AT-Chancellor "Baschdi" Kurz, Alice Weidel and CDU MP Dr. Saskia Ludwig. The irony of these people supporting Orban/Fidesz Hungary, where LGBTQ humans are alarmingly suppressed: rainbowmap.ilga-europe.org
August 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Peter Thiel dresses up for the European autocratic right-wingers incl. Ex-AT-Chancellor "Baschdi" Kurz, Alice Weidel and CDU MP Dr. Saskia Ludwig. The irony of these people supporting Orban/Fidesz Hungary, where LGBTQ humans are alarmingly suppressed: rainbowmap.ilga-europe.org
Musk's memoires will be titled: "How I lied my way to 1 trillion US-Dollars"
July 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Musk's memoires will be titled: "How I lied my way to 1 trillion US-Dollars"
"Baby Grok" - Obwohl ich #ShitlerJugend ja passender fände.
July 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"Baby Grok" - Obwohl ich #ShitlerJugend ja passender fände.
You cannot argue that @grok wouldn't be wholeheartedly politically incorrect now.
July 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
You cannot argue that @grok wouldn't be wholeheartedly politically incorrect now.
"Kennedy said [..] an international vaccine alliance that includes Unicef and the World Bank, had ignored science and failed to justify the billions of dollars it had received in US funding."
We should call him Dr. Death. If he even was a doctor.
We should call him Dr. Death. If he even was a doctor.
June 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"Kennedy said [..] an international vaccine alliance that includes Unicef and the World Bank, had ignored science and failed to justify the billions of dollars it had received in US funding."
We should call him Dr. Death. If he even was a doctor.
We should call him Dr. Death. If he even was a doctor.
Daten in den Müll = Bücher auf den Scheiterhaufen.
@ElonMusk versucht nicht weniger als unliebsame Texte und Wahrheiten aus dem kulturellen Erbe der Menschheit zu tilgen. Weil sie Ihrer Hoheit nicht pläsieren.
Ausgeprägte narzisstische Persönlichkeitsstörung.
@ElonMusk versucht nicht weniger als unliebsame Texte und Wahrheiten aus dem kulturellen Erbe der Menschheit zu tilgen. Weil sie Ihrer Hoheit nicht pläsieren.
Ausgeprägte narzisstische Persönlichkeitsstörung.
June 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Daten in den Müll = Bücher auf den Scheiterhaufen.
@ElonMusk versucht nicht weniger als unliebsame Texte und Wahrheiten aus dem kulturellen Erbe der Menschheit zu tilgen. Weil sie Ihrer Hoheit nicht pläsieren.
Ausgeprägte narzisstische Persönlichkeitsstörung.
@ElonMusk versucht nicht weniger als unliebsame Texte und Wahrheiten aus dem kulturellen Erbe der Menschheit zu tilgen. Weil sie Ihrer Hoheit nicht pläsieren.
Ausgeprägte narzisstische Persönlichkeitsstörung.
How long until @elonmusk will change his Twitter Name to "Arbiter of Truth"?
June 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
How long until @elonmusk will change his Twitter Name to "Arbiter of Truth"?