Emma Stump
@pisci.bsky.social
Beer, Belgium, pubs and football, coming atcha from darkest Catford.
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6pm on this day in 1976, what could possibly go wrong?
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
6pm on this day in 1976, what could possibly go wrong?
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Someone’s never seen M*A*S*H*.
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Someone’s never seen M*A*S*H*.
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
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Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
Oh no. Not Billy Bonds. Most folks won’t remember he started his career at Charlton. What a loyal servant to West Ham - 799 first-team appearances. RIP Bonzo.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Oh no. Not Billy Bonds. Most folks won’t remember he started his career at Charlton. What a loyal servant to West Ham - 799 first-team appearances. RIP Bonzo.
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He’s taking a battering.
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
He’s taking a battering.
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This is for someone's birthday who I don't know so I should probably butt out, but it might be the funniest thing I've seen all week.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This is for someone's birthday who I don't know so I should probably butt out, but it might be the funniest thing I've seen all week.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Jesus fucking Christ.
@itspuboclock.bsky.social @lisariemers.bsky.social IT’S CRIIIIIISPMAAAASSSS!
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@itspuboclock.bsky.social @lisariemers.bsky.social IT’S CRIIIIIISPMAAAASSSS!
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if you can afford to take a day or two off to drive your spotless new tractor down to London, you're not a farmer, you're a landlord in a flat cap.
Yet again, I am going to ask everyone to look at the 'farmers' hands driving the tractors / being interviewed in this protest.
If they have soft hands they are not farmers, they are tax dodging managers. Farmers have giant sausage fingers covered in cuts.
Source: Grew-up on a farm.
If they have soft hands they are not farmers, they are tax dodging managers. Farmers have giant sausage fingers covered in cuts.
Source: Grew-up on a farm.
damn, well I'm sure the MET will come down on them with the same enthusiasm they have for arresting climate protestors
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
if you can afford to take a day or two off to drive your spotless new tractor down to London, you're not a farmer, you're a landlord in a flat cap.
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🎶 O come all ye faithful 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
🎶 O come all ye faithful 🎶
Whoa, Dawsons Heights on the McDonald’s ad. @grindrod.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Whoa, Dawsons Heights on the McDonald’s ad. @grindrod.bsky.social
Nice to see Bobby Tambling getting a shout out on that banner. Rather like Arsenal’s Jon Sammels, he gets a bit forgotten about when they talk about those great early 70s sides. #CHEBAR
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Nice to see Bobby Tambling getting a shout out on that banner. Rather like Arsenal’s Jon Sammels, he gets a bit forgotten about when they talk about those great early 70s sides. #CHEBAR
Worthy of Tony Hart, this:
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Worthy of Tony Hart, this:
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OK but where are the Arts Degree Ginger All Butter Cookies?
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
OK but where are the Arts Degree Ginger All Butter Cookies?
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I'm going insane because people constantly recommend using AI for things and it is always, ALWAYS worse than repeatedly bashing my head on a brick.
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm going insane because people constantly recommend using AI for things and it is always, ALWAYS worse than repeatedly bashing my head on a brick.
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
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these guys were about to be more dead than anyone could have thought possible.
i kept being like "damn did they find a remote island with like 30 people or something"
the details are incredible. 80s action movie brain
i kept being like "damn did they find a remote island with like 30 people or something"
the details are incredible. 80s action movie brain
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
these guys were about to be more dead than anyone could have thought possible.
i kept being like "damn did they find a remote island with like 30 people or something"
the details are incredible. 80s action movie brain
i kept being like "damn did they find a remote island with like 30 people or something"
the details are incredible. 80s action movie brain