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Lil Stinker
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Our new security guard does this like.... staggered talking and it really irritates me lmfao. He'll make a statement, you respond, convo is over for like a whole minute, and then he adds. And then he cuts you off to add more. Then pauses for another minute. Then continues. Like the convo is OVER 😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Psa judging a person and being mean to them because you think theyre in a bad relationship does NOT do what you think it does. It pushes them away from you, makes them not want to confide in you anymore, and makes them feel at fault. Stop. Doing. That.
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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🗣 Petition to permanently banish empty coffee cups from sets and film.

I'm sick of watching characters unrealistically swing their hot cups of java all about.

The liquid doesn't have to be hot, but it needs to be there.
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Dude my job sucks but i love a few of my coworkers sm im gonna be pissed if my issue with the company doesnt resolve bc lowkey i dont want to leeaaaaaaave 😭
October 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Lmfao hell yeah put them on a list!!!!
We all know that ICE agents are urinating in public in Chicago. They are violating the law. Snap pics of them in the act. Report them!
October 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"He transgendered my plant"
September 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Can you honor this coupon thats a week expired?"
No ma'am i cant because its a week expired
"Well no one told me it was expiring soon"
So it says right on the back that it expired a week ago
"Just be cool and honor it"
It expired a week ago though....?
September 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Thank you on this labor day!!
September 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
September 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Yeah, IT’S everywhere

because gay people exist everywhere.

How did you Explain to your grandkids what a pimp is and what women are doing rubbing up on each other in YOUR videos

hypocrite

it’s simple gay people have kids with IVF or adoption.

So disappointed

nypost.com/2025/08/25/e...
Snoop Dogg slams LGBTQ+ representation in kids’ films: ‘They’re putting it everywhere’
Snoop Dogg sparked backlash for his comments about the presence of LGBTQ+ people in movies.
nypost.com
August 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Saw this somewhere else and figured it would be a good share on here. Stick together, we are going to get through this. 🫶
August 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My lead:
*complains about only getting closing shifts*
*gets some openings and mids scheduled*
*doesnt show up on those days or shows up late*
Sooooo maybe STOP giving him the early shifts again bc wtf????
August 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I had no idea that "i need my eyebrows done" translates to "can you do my eyebrows tomorrow?"
My mom really said "for future reference, thats me asking." I said "for future reference, you can just ASK and not make a statement."
I didnt pay for family to demand services. I paid for an education.
August 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I farted in the bathroom and now everyone is so quiet in the front room lolololol oh gOD
August 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Why is it that the customers that rush me always have an issue with me actually being fast and not small talking and just getting thrm out. Thats what you wanted right? QUICK service??? You dint get small talk with that.
August 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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If they make it illegal to be gay I will simply be gay
August 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
August 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
How do i politely tell a manager that i dont think its funny to run me in circles and tell me im actually closing when its 5 minutes before the end of my shift and im asking what my chores are before i leave? This happens every day. It was funny the 1st time. Its been every day since october.
August 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I tried the in nout chiles for the first time and needless to say, my life is changed
August 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If your man wont pump your gas fucking leave him bc i really just yelled at this manchild for almost making me pump my gas at the gas station
July 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM