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Pita Enigma
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Failing my way through everything
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Two characters talking. A: ELLIE LORE IS SECOND NATURE TO US POSTERS, SO IT'S EASY TO FORGET THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON PROBABLY ONLY KNOWS TRANS PALPATINE AND JD VANCE PSYCHOLOGY B: AND BEES, OF COURSE. A: OF COURSE Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field.
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Naomi Wolf posts: No! No!!
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Oh god oh fuck
Jarret supporters have been known, now and then, to form mobs and burn people at the stake for being witches. Witches! In 2032! A witch, in their view, tends to be a Moslem, a Jew, a Hindu, a Buddhist, or, in some parts of the country, a Mormon, a Jehovah’s Witness, or even a Catholic. A witch may also be an atheist, a “cultist,” or a well-to-do eccentric. Well-to-do eccentrics often have no protectors or much that’s worth stealing. And “cultist” is a great catchall term for anyone who fits into no other large category, and yet doesn’t quite match Jarret’s version of Christianity. Jarret’s people have been known to beat or drive out Unitarians, for goodness’ sake. Jarret condemns the burnings, but does so in such mild language that his people are free to hear what they want to hear. As for the beatings, the tarring and feathering, and the destruction of “heathen houses of devil-worship,” he has a simple answer: “Join us! Our doors are open to every nationality, every race! Leave your sinful past behind, and become one of us. Help us to make America great again.” He’s had notable success with this carrot-and-stick approach. Join us and thrive, or whatever happens to you as a result of your own sinful stubbornness is your problem. Butler, Octavia E.. Parable of the Talents (pp. 19-20). Open Road Media. Kindle Edition.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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"AI will never be human" oh really
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The Culture Victory screen from a Civilization game, showing Teddy Roosevelt
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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There is a lot of political AHA YOUR SIDE IS FULL OF FAKES (they all are, online debate is astroturfed as fuck) but this is, to me, the funniest result of twitter letting people know where accounts are based.
A screenshot that shows that the BBC's account is based in the United States.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's it like to date you?
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Trump five minutes after the Mamdani meeting
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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People are like "there is no horseshoe" but then Benjamin Netanyahu posts Jacobin
A tweet by Benjamin Netanyahu posting an article titled "Jeffrey Epstein Claimed to Have Meddled in Israel's Elections" from jacobin.com.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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A Ukrainian soldier says "We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid"
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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עינת וילף מאז ומתמיד הייתה בן אדם שדוגל באיכות
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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SNL WENT FOR IT
Michael Che next to the email with "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?" and a headline "'Bubba' may be Bill Clinton"
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=spn0...
From: Mark L. Epstein Sent: 3/21/2018 1:54:31 PM To: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com] Subject: Re: hey Importance: High You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard. Sent via tin can and string. On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: and i thought- I had tsuris On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein wrote: Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba? From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com] Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM To: Subject: Re: hey All good. Bannon with me On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein How are you doing? A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that? What is your boy Donald up to now?
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Amazing news for Benny Gantz
A headline from Popular Mechanics, "Scientists have grown a human spine in a lab"
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This judgment of how people can find an obvious twerp impressive is a little funny from Chris Hayes
Tweets where Chris Hayes compliments Trump as better than Hillary
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The Vilna Gaon with cat ears poorly edited onto him
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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This shit is amazing. I love my people. Absolute clown shit.
The person who discovered the phone, a woman in her 50s, said in interviews with the press that she had not been searching for it, but stumbled upon it by chance while swimming in the sea. “I’m very excited,” she told i24 News. “The whole country is talking about it, and in the end, here I am, finding it.” She said that as soon as she turned it on and saw the lock screen image, she phoned the police to alert them. The news quickly spread, and someone approached to offer her NIS 100,000 ($30,000) in exchange for the phone, which she refused. According to Hebrew media reports, the unexpected discovery has irked some of the more dedicated volunteers, who have spent the past few days sweeping the beaches with metal detectors. One such volunteer, the man who offered NIS 100,000 in an attempt to get his hands on the phone before the police, told Ynet that he didn’t believe she had found the real phone. “It doesn’t feel right to me,” he said. “We got there fast, and the woman was unwilling to give me the iPhone 16 that she supposedly found… it could be a trick that somebody is playing.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Kanye West met with Rabbi Pinto, a famously corrupt rabbi. I've got nothing.
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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the crossovers you get on social media are weird, but I do appreciate them
A post by derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social, the guy who's really interesting when talking about clothes or getting people to beat each other up in malls) that got reposted by William Gibson (the author who codified cyberpunk as a genre)
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Graham Platner is being excised from the party by everyone but podcasters and Bernie for a tattoo that isn't that far off from the tattoos on the secretary of defense who was confirmed by the vast majority of Republicans
Pete Hegseth's Jerusalem Cross and Deus Vult tattoos.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I am highly critical of a lot of Democrats for a lot of their behavior. I think they're not doing enough on this issue. But this is patently absurd. The president invited Fuentes to the White House. He had a guy sieg heiling then become de facto president.
David Frum posts: Republicans are having a big, public argument about antisemitism that has contaminated their party. Democrats aren't. "Their antisemites are vile neo-Nazis. Our antisemites bring exciting new energy to the party!"
November 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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My Penguin watching outfit
A black robe and wolf skull mask.
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Dedra Mero stares at a phone, upset
October 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Is there any point in addressing this any more? I give you my key to Donald Trump's insults.
The Guide to Donald Trump's Insults Based on skin tones. Lighter shades: any number of insults Darker shades: low iq
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Not my home but I know my way around
The map from Arkham Knight, a game I have fully completed more times than any normal person should
October 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM