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🎶 Who do I have to speak to
about if they can redo the prophecy? 🎶

♾️🌈
he/they
twenty something
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Every speck of glitter is its own path, almost thirty thousand of them. I thought it was an animated SVG when I first opened the file in browser (because it took a second or two to progressively load in).
Screenshot of an SVG file source in VSCode. The text is highlighted and shows as 29765 lines in the bottom right. There's also a pop up warning saying that syntax highlighting has been limited to 5000 symbols due to performance reasons.
September 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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The SVG file of The Life of a Showgirl logo is quite something....
Screenshot from blender of The Life Of A Showgirl logo, imported as an SVG. Also visible is the sidebar, where it's been scrolled down a bunch to show it consists of tens of thousands of individual curves.
September 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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One year ago today... someone rewind time please
Photo of the Eras Tour stage from Wembley Stadium on the 23 of June 2024 (London N3). The photo is taken from the nosebleed section, angled to the front right of the stage. There is already a large crowd surrounding the stage itself, but most of the seats and floor section are empty with people flowing in.
June 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Just like the Eras Tour
Cropped screenshot of the Swift Alert app. It says Mastermind at the top and "51st AMAs" as the subheading. The game status shows as completed. My score shows 6. Total points possible shows 89.
May 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Looking through some of my screenshots, I miss the Eras Tour streams
Screenshot of a blurry TikTok stream with most of the UI elements cropped out. The stream shows Taylor Swift and Florence Welch at the front part of the Eras Tour stage as part of their Florida performance. The crowd is dimly lit in the background. Both of them are close together on the stage, they are brightly lit and wearing mostly white dresses. There is one live chat on the screen from a user named "aurore" which just says "is this a wedding"
April 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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@skylight.social when are you expanding to more countries?
Screenshot of Skylight Social on the Google Play Store. It shows a red warning triangle followed by red text saying "This item isn't available in your country."
April 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Disney+ doesn't even allow 1080p streaming on PC.
Screenshot of a post and one reply from r/DisneyPlus. The post reads: "How in the world is there no 1080p for PC? Got D+ the other day, it looks fucking incredible on PS4 and on my phone, but its 720p on PC. Tried all browsers, even the windows app, still 720p. Tried the live chat, they told me theres no way to get 1080p on PC atm." The comment reply reads: "1080p and 2160p are both L1 DRM in Disney+. Web browsers support up to L3 DRM decoding so the maximum is 720p. It's really annoying, they should let 1080p be L3 too like Netflix or Amazon Prime Video"
March 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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One these days it will be a valid word (and the answer) @swiftalert13.swifties.social
Screenshot of the Wordle-inspired game by Swift Alert called Blank Spaces, the first guess is "REPTV" and the screen shows a pop up saying "Invalid Word Please enter a valid word."
March 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Just as Taylor started, Tess's stream hit 200k viewers
Screenshot of tessdear's eras tour live stream on TikTok with 200.7k viewers
December 9, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Might as well go out clowning
Vancouver N3 Mastermind entry for The Eras Tour
December 9, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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Reddit's Mod World event was fun
Screenshot of an interactive Reddit post, featuring a crowd of Snoovatars and "Touch Grass" written at the top. The left is grass and the right is static. There are 64 avatars on the grass and 35 not touching grass.
December 7, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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Top 0.01% for The Prophecy
Screenshot of Spotify Wrapped 2024 that says: Your top song was The Prophecy by Taylor Swift You were in the top 0.01% of listeners globally.
December 4, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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Could be worse 🙃
Screenshot of a Spotify Wrapped 2024 slide: Your top song was The Prophecy by Taylor Swift
December 4, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Yeah that checks out...
Spotify Wrapped 2024 — My Top Songs The Prophecy I Look in People's Windows I Hate It Here Florida!!! How Did It End?
December 4, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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Most likely my last Mastermind with a triple digit score
Mastermind results screenshot with 101 points
November 24, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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Can you tell what I'm clowning for?
Screenshot of my Toronto N5 Mastermind entry. The notable "odd" picks are the pink folkmore dress and dark blue midnights body suit that have not been seen in ages.
November 22, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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I love it so much, I wish I could've heard it live
Screenshot from Futurama of a sign and Fry next to it saying "0 DAYS SINCE LAST YOYOK"
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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I thought I picked full pink for Lover, I swear I meant to
Screenshot of a Toronto N1 Mastermind entry
November 14, 2024 at 8:49 AM