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🎶 Who do I have to speak to
about if they can redo the prophecy? 🎶

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Definitely the Gold Rep Suit
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I also love it when localization makes strings slightly longer, so they get cut off or awkwardly wrapped to the next line
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Like I'm well into my 20s and could still outsleep a cat.
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You could tell me that the first pic was actually of a toy chihuahua and I'd believe you!
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Christmas stuff has been on store shelves here since September, so probably
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
How does it compare to the CD if you have that?
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Isn't that the default for cats?
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's only partly a joke, I retain so much more of a book when I listen to the audiobook at 2x speed and read the ebook at the same time. Unfortunately not all audiobooks come with a copy of the ebook and sometimes translations can differ.
October 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I guess I'm not going to sleep yet
October 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Maybe if someone is making a Taylor Swift fan game or doing 3D renders and wants a more realistic glitter effect
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
You could probably derive a specular map from it too, but again, not useful for 3D printing friendship bracelet charms.
September 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It's available on Wikipedia (and they got it from Taylor's site): commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Th...
commons.wikimedia.org
September 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM