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@pits666.bsky.social
Strayan based nub doing computer stuff, shitposter, MMA/Judo/Karate, raging against the printers, author of critically panned nerd romance novels and stuff.

#movember

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Yo, do you play Pokemon GO?

Add me for free stuff, or something.
She said that she was looking for a fuck boy, not a linux boy.

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a man wearing a hat with the words i use arch btw on the bottom
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December 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I just realised that I have spent almost 140 bucks on martial arts gear...
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Mmmm camomile tea.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Trying to grab some cheap karate gear for mini me smd I.

Not a cyber monday sale either!

I couldn't find anything that I yearned for otherwise.
a young boy in a karate uniform is talking to a man in a karate uniform .
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December 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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@greynoise.io Labs has launched a free tool called GreyNoise IP Check that lets users check if their IP address has been observed in malicious scanning operations, like botnet and residential proxy networks.

check.labs.greynoise.io
GreyNoise IP Check
Check if your IP address has been observed by GreyNoise sensors. Instantly detect malicious activity, compromised devices, and security threats affecting your network.
check.labs.greynoise.io
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
She said that he had to be honest with her.

He said that he thought that she was a deep fake.

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December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
First day of summer and already heard Mariah Carey's famous Christmas song by 10.15am..

She is defrosting.
a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .
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December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
First day of summer and it is raining with a top of 13 degrees and having stomach problems does not make it a fun day.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
She flirted with him and asked if he would netflix and chill.

Hd said he would be cool to torrent stuff instead.

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a pirate ship with a skull and crossbones on the sails and the words the pirate bay below it .
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November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Getting ready to go to a Christmas fair.

RIP my wallet.
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I have 40 minutes left on the last ep of stranger things as I was falling asleep on the couch last night.
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November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The moment when the Android auto player on the car locks up and rebooting the phone didn't fix it.

I had to reboot my car...
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November 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I feel tired, my back is sore.

Maybe I need a massage.

But first, coffee and then karate.
a man in a karate uniform is talking to another man in a netflix advertisement
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November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Perth hacker Michael Clapsis jailed for seven years after setting up fake Qantas Wi-Fi, stealing intimate pictures and videos from 17 women www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Perth hacker jailed for fake Qantas Wi-Fi scam and theft of intimate images
A Perth hacker who copied intimate images and sex videos from women's personal online accounts and set up fake Wi-Fi on Qantas flights is sentenced to more than seven years in prison.
www.abc.net.au
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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By popular demand and as promised! The Darknet Diaries bandana is now for sale in the shop!

Also use promo code HACKSMAS for 15% off anything in the shop.

shop.darknetdiaries.com/collections/...
Darknet Diaries Bandana
100% Cotton bandana. 22"x22". Use to hide your face from cameras or people.
shop.darknetdiaries.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
2 eps of strangest twangs down.
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Shesaid that she likes hugs.

He said that he liked huggingface.

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November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
New boxing wraps arrived, seems to be good, decent hit tomorrow i think.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
@smashingsecurity.com @grahamcluley.com I cannot see your podcasts on the YouTube app anymore, says it is unavailable?

I'm hanging out for the latest ep!
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Kinda sore after judo.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I put on my judo gi and belt, then cast level 3 failed throw attempt.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
She asked him if he was ok with an open source relationship.

He coded freely and she networked with other nerds.

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November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM