The Arstotzkan cavity search does not wait for Alfredo. We keep a plunger and a drain snake here on the border security check for this exact scenario. I was trained extensively for a solid 7 and a half minutes on how to handle this, I’m a professional I assure you

Just a few weeks ago I had the exact same thing happen where I woke up and my phone was dead, except I was indeed late XD. I typically get up at 6:45 to get ready for work and I didn’t wake up until 7:40. Was late to work by a half hour x_x

Eat the rich

Hells yeah! :3 We love to see it!

OH MY GAH HAP BAP AND WOMB EJECTION DAY!

XD I love that so much

Absolutely :3 Shiny stones and dice just look so appealing to the eye and I can vividly imagine how crunchy they’d be. I also cannot confirm nor deny that I ate sand as a very smol child.

These are so cute :3 don't know why but they look very nommable and i don't know what that says about me

I'm broke so i can't do either but if we ever play PEAK, i will give you every energy drink i find in that game XD

That's just a lil baby Q^Q

Poppy and Lumi :3

They’re just lil guys :3 lil doods~ doth they have names?