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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣
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Pizza 30 Minutes before you order it or you pay me.

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And that’s before considering all the fluids that would have to be trucked into orbit.

Stop billionaires from thinking stupid thoughts.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I hear ya
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December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Oh neat
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December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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For anyone following the series, this might be funny…
Victor Von Doom from the “one world under doom” series proclaims he will release the Epstein files. In the series, Doom is uncharacteristically beneficial and benevolent for the entire world. He solves all sorts of problems and ends war…now…he will release the Epstein files.
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Chinese Space Station
Clean white Spaceship interior
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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In the future.
In factories.
There will be a man and a dog.
The dog is there to bite the man if he touches anything.
The man is there to feed the dog.
6 Panel Comic Panel 1: A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop. Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy. Green Dude: My what? Panel 2: A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude. Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy. Panel 3: Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop. Panel 4: Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him. Panel 5: Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features. Panel 6: Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare.
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The New Essential Guide to Electronics in Shenzhen Naomi Wu ased on Andrew "bunnie" ISBN 979-8-218-31784-3 53499> 9 "798218 317843
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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😐🫥
fo•cus /fokes/ noun 1. the center of interest or activity. "this generation has made the environment a focus of attention" Similar: center focal point central point center of attention
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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This, for this…
Heating pad Persian rug
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Hey kids, now that you’re a little older, I’d like you to check this out…
IAN McKELLEN WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S RICHARD III A SCREENPLAY WRITTEN BY IAN MCKELLEN & RICHARD LONCRAINE. ANNUTATED & INTRODUCED BY IAN MCKELLEN
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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The whole “water usage” argument is propaganda too.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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I can hear Pete’s katanas rattling against the wall, a two handed king sword falls against the basement wood paneling and leaves a long arcing scratch as he angrily pounds out this cutting missive from the seat of true ultimate power…he’s the one that really makes explosions, him…it’s his power!
The God of War Secretary of War Pe... * Follow a SecWar As usual, the fake news is delivering more fabricated, inflammatory, and derogatory reporting to discredit our incredible warriors fighting to protect the homeland. As we've said from the beginning, and in every statement, these highly effective strikes are specifically intended to be "lethal, kinetic strikes." The declared intent is to stop lethal drugs, destroy narco-boats, and kill the narco-terrorists who are poisoning the American people. Every trafficker we kill is affiliated with a Designated Terrorist Organization. The Biden administration preferred the kid gloves approach, allowing millions of people - including dangerous cartels and unvetted Afghans — to flood our communities with drugs and violence. The Trump administration has sealed the border and gone on offense against narco-terrorists. Biden coddled terrorists, we kill them.
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Tag yourself!

I’m the one standing upright next to some others that are also standing upright!
Illustration of the bell curve with percentages
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Lols to the block party.
Of course they're blocking you. You poked the cult where it's most tender: the fantasy that one revelation will fix everything, punish everyone, and simplify the world into good guys and bad guys. People cling to conspiracy scaffolding because it gives shape to their helplessness. You walked in and reminded them that "the files" aren't a magic solvent for corruption, inequality, or their own unresolved anger. You basically told them Santa isn't coming and the elves unionized. They don't have the range to debate you, so they block you. It's not cognitive dissonance; it's emotional self-preservation. You ripped away their distraction, and now they'd have to think about the real problems, the boring ones, the ones that require work instead of a hashtag. Don't take it personally. You told the truth in a room full of people addicted to wishful thinking. They did exactly what addicts do.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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The trail of money now leads to a vault of Sharpie stock options.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Without saying Star Wars, name a science fiction film.
LOST IN OUR WORLD, FOUND IN ANOTHER DisNEy JOHN CARTER IN DISNEY DIGITAL 30
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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“This is a Wendy’s”
The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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The yip yips
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Water usage for Ai is nowhere near the worst waste. Theyre trying to keep you distracted.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Comic of Ally Brosh laying on a couch. Stop it. Stop being sad. Right now. stop.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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The brightest red with the brightest green stripes. It will take an extremely heavy coat of paint to cover it and not still have it show through.
Terrible red painted wall Chroma Key Your Life Green This is the color of your perfect dreams.
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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That’s not her.
According to Facebook this is.
Iwona B Horyn Iwona B Horyn
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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This is mine before I set up some different color themes.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Every time I hear RFK jr. talk it sounds like an underwater crypt door sporadically opening, to me.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM