Jeff who?

He was giving money to a friend. I mean, I still wrote a few checks in the mid 2010s, but maybe one a month... And PayPal existed? I don't think venmo was around yet though?

I just finished a book in which a 20-something used a check. I checked the pub date and it was from 2017, but I was thrown out of the story and still doubting the checkbook.

Clown shoes to visit the clown car

I got sent to WHAMhalla by a friend's link to that teen who lip-synchs in the front seat of the minivan while his stony-faced mom drives him around. He has an Xmas compilation, which is very funny, but... (I don't think my friend even knows about WHAMageddon)

Oh no, I feel a Monday flu coming on

Aaaahhhhhh!! I need to clear my reading schedule

Ooh yeah, I forgot about that. I was thinking hit in head by baseball, plane crash with floating taxidermied dog, Dad with brain damage from WWII plan mishap, etc

Yes. This. I read HR and thought it wasn't up to the hype. Yes, lots of spice, but missing the emotion.

One or both parents are dead in a dramatic fashion